Salaam all this thread is new
I have made it for all of you
There is only one rule you must obey
There must be rhyme in what you say
So come all, why not reply to the thread
But please do check it rhymes in your head
Cos if there is no rhyme in what you write
I will have it deleted from here on sight
You can offer praise or shoot it down
You can say I’m a genius or a clown
Just whatever you do, make it rhyme
Or you’ll be labelled stupid for all time
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Oh man I really love these rhyming threads…
I make up rhymes quick - right up in my head.
Maddy, remember my old thread in the Cafe?
the one where we sat and rhymed all day.
I also remember that your rhymes really blew
…and from what I just read, looks like they still do. 
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wow this seems like real fun
but the fun has just begun.
now, we know that it can never be a party
unless theres the presence of pharty
she puts everything ink pink and thats phat.
im making me orange, like a :peshow:copy cat.
okay, enough makkhan. check out my poetry.
it stinks like socks that havent been to the laundry.
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Wow mAd_ScIeNtIsT, you aren’t that mad man:k:…see you have set up a challenge in writing offhand and people are following madly…
That’s so kool…mAd_ScIeNtIsT what do you say now? 
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eeni meeni mini mo
catch a tiger by its toe 
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Eeni the meeni the mini the mo
I've caught pesky Passo by her fat toe
For her post, though it had some rhyme
Is a copy of kids stuff from an earlier time
It looks as though the panther Phati is back
Right where she left off, right on the attack
This kid's getting better, she's got the right stuff
But I'm still the best, now gimme sheesha to puff
Looks like there's a new girl with a nick like a flower
Her poetry is okay, though it lacks some rhyming power
Give her some time, I'm sure we'll see her improve
She just needs to look and find her poetry groove
And that leaves us with just Amal the mod of the forum
When you post here please rhyme, that's the decorum
So I ask you, use your power to delete your mismatched post
All here should rhyme, I'm begging you as this thread's host!
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Well maddy I decided to post
so when I come to Toronto be a good host
But I know you're the worlds biggest kanjoos
so you'll probably only offer 5ml of orange juice
But I'll bring you a ton of gulab jamuns
and along will tag a girl by the name of pinky khanums
with her you can continue the wife hunt
and please do refrain from the cliff jumping stunt
Of course pinky and you will click
you'll think her a sonhi chick
Soon you'll have tons of maddy juniors
And very happy will be MQ and your seniors.
:D
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Maddy's rhymes make me think that's he been smoking some joints.
The only reason he's rhyming, is 'cuz Amal is making him at gunpoint.
I'm just kidding, pal. You've got some pretty good rhymes.
Enough to make yourself a couple of dimes.
Looks like this thread is starting to come alive,
but let's wait and see how long it will survive.
My class is almost over, so I'll go get my backpack.
but don't you people worry, the Pink Panther will be back
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things getting hot between phatima1 and maddi
am pretty sure that the stage is getting ready
this forum is surely going to be rolled-n-rocked
I will be back when the thread will be steady**
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Ya’ll guys are good
but u cant define good if im not in the hood
ya’ll don’t know me
my name is nomi
when im done ya’ll gonna say wussup homie
:D
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maddy’s such a cool dude
when it comes to rhymes
but i throw up all my food
when i think of all his past crimes
the thought of his foot kills all one’s mood
for this evil deed his sins shall increase many times
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^
comrade o mine mind not this please
tis but only a little tease
;)
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My tummy feels funny
And I really really miss my muummy 
Maddy dont make fun of my rhymes
I am not faarigh like u, i havent got much time 
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nobody gonna call my rhymes mediocre
muslim_queen...why u playin match maker?
younggunz...whats up homie!
if u got an ak47..u shud get to know me.
i remember when i was a little princess
elementary poetry was all my business
dickinson? whitman? donne? tagore?
this carnation's gonna kick their butts forshooore.
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reminder to people: this thread is not for rapping..
hmm i wonder where maddy is. he’s probably napping.
(that was weak. 
)
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apologies to phati...didnt mean to rap
:( got scolded & now i feel like crap.
i concur ur rhyme was sorta weak
im sure u can give it a little tweak
what are you upto, this fine dandy day?
i think 2 feet of snow is mighty gay
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that wasn’t directed towards you! 
so quit looking all blue 
i’m not up to much, just GSin around.
eating some grapes..they’re nice and round.
(lol okay that was horrible. )
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i am vindicated...i feel so clean!
are your grapes black, or are they green?
i had some pudding a little while ago
it tasted like vanilla and was pale yellow
i didnt like it...i like key lime pie
if you havent had it, do give it a try
blah i should be doing homework right now
deadlines creeping up ...holy coW!!!
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once upon a time, there was a boy named ToT BaToT
he always drank Soda water, and usually ate Baadaam AkhroT
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There you go, you’re all on the right track
And now guess what - maddy is back
I took a look at the verse you wrote down
And on my face is the reverse of a frown
Phatti my dear, tons of talent you’ve really got
Even if you’re barely old enough to be out of a cot
But I bet you won’t read this now, cos you’re in class
Hope you smash your tests, as though they were glass
MQ is is back and trying to hook me up
But I need a girl sweet like a buttercup
So you better search harder, near and far
Then I’ll go pick her up in my Volvo car
So amal has finally started to make his posts rhyme
So he gets a glass of coke, with a twist of lime
But you only wrote a mere 6 lines of verse
Surely you can find more than that in your purse 
Youngunz is rhyming, the guy from the hood
Nice effort, like the Little Engine That Could
A 5 line rhyme, now that is quite rare
And as quality goes, that’s pretty fair
Haris Zuberi, now what can I say
I have yet to reply to your PM to this day
You’ll get what you deserve for your post, you’ll see
Just wait till the next time I’m found in Karachee 
Passo is here too, and she’s felt a little sick
And for bad rhyming I’ll give her a kick
But on the other hand, she has a Suitable roommate 
So I’ll be nice for now… in case I’m single until too late
Pink Carnie, girl I think you’re okay
And your rhymes seem quite good today
So from Maddy you get a big thumbs up
Keep rhyming away on Gupshup!
And AQ, this is the ENGLISH rhyming thread
So keep your urdu words inside your head 