English Rhyming Thread

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Maddy, my friend, you are wrong.
I sit on GS all day long.

Ofcourse I’m in class, but I’m on GS.
I really should be studying for my upcoming test :bummer:

So pray that I do well on this chemistry test today
Chemistry is difficult and really gay. :bummer:

Man I’m hungry and it’s almost lunch time.
so I guess this is a good spot to end this rhyme.

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:k:
This is turing out to be a great thread guys
we hope everyone comes in and tries

Ive just had dinner and can still eat more
ohoh let me check who’s at the door

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hey phati, i hope u do good on your test
make sure you let them know your tutor is the best :smooth:

i’ve got two midterms too tomorrow
this i guess is my highest level of sorrow

i know these rhymes suck big time
but whoever thought of mixing soda with lime :yukh:
has to be the biggest loser of all time

LOL :blush:

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Oh and maddy about finding you a dame
I told my roommie and she asked for your name ;)

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Passionate, I’ve got some really bad news…
I bombed the test, and I think I’m allergic to Jews. :teary1:

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phati I must say I am befuddled
with a tutor like me u should've gotten a hundred :p

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Well, it’s a good thing you’re not tutoring me on how to rhyme..
because i’d probably suck…after reading those last two lines :hehe:

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in 10th grade i failed chemistry, i confess.
didnt learn a thing and i couldnt care less.

that was so last year, so i dont care.
dont worry phati, chemistry isnt fair.

:cb:

maddy, i appreciate your honest evaluation
keep us updated on the roomie situation

why are u hookin up with chicks online?
find one in reals who acts and looks fine.

when you do, let me know bro
i’ll send pink carnations for both of u

haris zuberi…i like your style, hey!
who was at the door by the way?

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Phati, dont make fun of me like that
it seems like you’re smashing my heart with a bat :teary1:

you CAN make fun of maddy
that would just be dandy :stuck_out_tongue:

I am not here to ruin this thread
its just that i have crappy rhymes in my head

:blush:

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&passionate, im going into shock
u got so many posts! u rock.

how did you do it? flood night and day?
do you ever go outside to play?

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thanks so much pink
its nice to know what you think :blush:

I used to flood all night and day
but then i started selling stuff on ebay
that kept me busy for a while
but now that i m broke and down
and there’s noone to play with in town
i’ve been flooding all over again in Cafe

p.s. maddy this is an azaad nazm thats why it doesnt rhyme that much :halo: :rotfl:

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aw poor kid, lets take you to toys ‘r’ us
i can drive you there or we can take the bus
barbie will keep u occupied, and then u wont make a fuss
about being down. extremely busy, are the rest of us.

why are you broke? dont you have a job?
do you sit home all day and eat chicken kabob?
i wish i had a big booger, i would name him bob
i’d pick at him and flick him at some passing by fob.

:cb: (jk)

maddy i didnt see your tummy, i bet it was plenty hairy.
i guess you probably got a visit from the hair fairy.
in all honesty, your foot looks very scary.
but your personality is not so, on the contrary!

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this is my first time looking at this thread
while drinking plain milk and eating bread

how can maddy come up with such an idea
he plainly reminds me of his foot and diarrhea

all I see is girls in this thread replying
all the best to maddy! yo keep on trying

you might end up getting a shot on one chick
still as an answer u might end up getting a brick

so be careful my child dont run wild here
have some milk and stop drinking that beer

ok i am done rhyming for the day now
u all shall come together and give me a bow!