Embarrassing stories

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lehkin bethne ki to jaga hai na :rolleyes: i put always toiletpaper on how can i call it WHERE I SIT :rolleyes:

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For paindus who dont know where to look, PIA has paper seat covers. Ask the stewardess and she will give you one(or being a Pakistani you can ask for more, ghar ke liye bhi de dain please).

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:omg: Sahi kaha for PAINDUs

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Ashtray: it takes a paindu to know another paindu....btw why should you have to ask the stewardess for one...why are they not in the lavatories:???

Zaima: as for you....i will do anything to protect my body from germs and viruses. You go ahead and sit on anything you like..i could give a rats ass about it!

And dumbos...it was a funny story..you don't have to dissect it!....meen maikh nikalnay ki adat khatam hogi tau kuch bane ga aap logoon ka ....if you know what i mean Ashy;)

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Mahru jee: Toh me jo toiletpaper seat par rakhti hoon, isse hygenic baat aur kya hai :rolleyes: aur mein kya special spray, chuwa maarne ke dawai, lehkar ao? jaise aap kehrahi hai?

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Zaima: lagta hai jo bathrooms tum use karti ho wahan chuhay hotay hongay tau zaroor chuhay marne wali dawa lai kar jao. Aray bhai...jo dil mei ata hai karo...meri jaan choro!

Her insaan ka safaai ka tareeka alag hota hai...you can't compare yours with mine or vice versa!

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Mahru: aap apna tareeka rakhein hum apna rakhte hai

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Kami and I went to see a movie in Southall. After the movie, i wanted to use the restroom, so there i see door with TOILET written on it in big … and a symbol of a MAN and WOMAN on it. So i thought it was a door to toilets which has two more doors one of men and one for women. Just before me a girl went through the door. The door closed. I tried to open the door. Someone from behind the door tried to keep it closed. I was confused. I pulled it again, the girl behind the door pulled it back again. I was confused. I pulled it again. The girl now started screaming. I was like WTF. Then she came out and hugged this huge body builder guy. I was like :eek: its my time to get beaten now. The body builder guy started laughing. I then realised that it was just one toilet and can be used by men/women. And the poor girl was tried to close the door all the time :frowning:

I was shocked, scared and embarassed … also happy for not getting beaten by the bodybuilder… all at the same time.

:smack:

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:omg:

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lolzz…i did the same thing…i was home alone n singing Adaat like crazy…i went outside to get some water n doing aaaaAaaaAaa at the same time n there!!! my abu was standing in the corner of the living room…(nahin!!!) my face looked like a tomato…i smiled innocently n ran to the bathroom…i was so embarrassed that i kept myself locked in it for like an hour…:bummer: i’d never be able to sing again…

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: @ stories…keep em coming guys…

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Unfortunately for you other people remember with crystal clarity :wink:

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A few years back I was on a business trip with 2 colleagues in Paris. We had just checked into a really dingy hotel. Surprisingly, for such a dingy place they had security cards and to activate the light in the room you had to put the card in a slot. Pretty standard stuff - in no time I was settled in started to change. Down the hall I could hear my friends were having problems getting the lights in their rooms to work. By this stage I was down to t-shirt and boxers, but I took a quick look into the hall and since it was just the three of us I decided I'd help them out. I strode down the hall to the next room, grabbed a security card and put it in the slot. I then turned to them and said " Honestly, I can't take you guys anywhere". Of cource, just as I finished that sentence we hear a loud click from down the hall. 3 sets of eyes met and we all instantly realised that I'd locked myself out of my room in my underwear. Luckily I was the first to react. I shoved my friend out of his room and locked myself in it - refusing to come out until he got me a spare card for my room. Needless to say I had to put up with underwear jokes for weeks. To this day I know for a fact that if I hadn't reacted first they would have locked me out in the hall and made me go down to the reception in my boxers.

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oh heres another one of mine
we were all playing rounders and it was my turn with the bat and when i hit the ball i hit the ball in a guys balls he was a fielder he just dropped himself on the floor and we heard a massive "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
i was soooooooooooo embarassed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yea yea… men :clown:
only if i wouldn’t have screamed out:blush:

sometimes i feel witchy that maybe we were far -off cousins or relatives in the distant past

in short i respect u for a good thinking and wisdom

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omgg

me n my friends were at a wedding and we see this guys we "like" so me n my friend we take out video camera and start making his video just 4 fun
and after a while we realize he knows and so we try to pretend we werent making his video but He left as soon as he saw it
lol we were so emabarsed but wen we saw him outside again we took a pic and he figure dit out again!
loll
hoe emabarrasingg

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Yah, me, my brother, cousins, and friends went to wisconsin dells a month back right, so we come out from noah's ark, all of us r changing clothes outside our parked car, you know the towel wrapped around our waists method, so every1 does it quick right but the thing is that they had the larger sized towels, but i had a little smaller one, so they all got dressed, and i started changed, took off my shorts, was trying to put on my boxers while trying to adjust the towel so no1 got a free preview, and whoops the towel slips and falls, so im naked from waist down, i look up, couple girls walking from one side, and another couple girls walking from the other, so i run over to the other side of the car, bend down, hide, and put my clothes on, and obviously got laughed @ later on.

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:hehe:

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LOLzzz... Now that's really funny :D

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i just posted in this thread without an embarrassing story.

i think its embarrassing.