This one time i went to this party, i'd been their most of the day and i was wrecked so i'm sat down with friends with my head slouched back looking upwards. Anyway i doze off and naturally in my relaxed stated i slant towards my friend using his shoulder/arm as a cushion, anyway about 10 mins go by or so and i wake up and i see my two friends who i came with stood in front of me laughing and all the while this man, a stranger was letting me lean on him and his girlfriend was on the other side of him, I bet she were mortified. I know i was....lol. :D
a few days back i was running in the hallway in my uni . when a guy just came and said
STOOOOP THERE’S a lizard ahead
and i yelled without thinking (as i was really in a hurry) without a nick of a second.
the whole lot near the audotorium stared at me
i really felt low.
This one was bad…
Its a friend who started a new job and was with her colleagues at a lunch. They got talking about weddings and who thought that theie wedding expense was worth it and justified and who regretted it and would go for a simple affair if they could reverse time etc. This one lady says well on my first wedding we spent such and such amount but the second one wasn;t as elaborate. My friend assumed the lady had divorced her first husband or something and replied…‘well the first clearly wasn;t worth the money u spent then right!’ to which the lady replied…‘my first husband actually passed away’.
I hate using public washrooms as well, but u dont have to sit on the seat “Like mahru” u can put on the toiletseat some toilet paper and sit on it, thats not a big deal i think …
…nice stories in here:D
hilarious stories all of them !
