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Too bad!! 
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okay so this one time... i am at the gas station (O! PS this is patented - so u cant steal this and pretend this happened to someone else..if u want to use my stories, u must quote me!!!)
so i was at the gas station near my school, i got out to fill gas - but its a full service (this means that the gas station attendant fills your gas and u dont! i knew this ..but was apparently confused that day). so when i got off- obviously the attendant (this poor desi old uncle) is like...what are u doing - in an agry tone....i am like oh thats right i am sorry - and hopped back in the car! then he is like pop open the gas thing... and i always confuse my trunk button with the gas thing..so i poped open my trunk instead. and the guy is like.... what are u doingg... i am like i am sorry...anyway so he is filling my gas.
lazy me didnt want to get out to close my trunk. so i am like - oh is my trunk open - and he is like "yea it is and i will close it"....so in a bit, he did, and walked off - (i had already paid him beforehand) and then... i drive off! but not before i hear a big thud!!
and i am like oh no...i drove over something... and i am thinking... thats wierd b/c it was aloud thud..but it did not feel liek i drove over anything big (and u know u can generallly feel it when u drive over something big). In any event so i have pissed this old uncle off enough, so i am like - okay ...just pretend u did nothing, and slowly drive out of here! dont look back...just drive out...
sooo..... that what i am doing, and i make it to the exit of the gas station right. bu then i think...well u know a little peek in my rear view mirror would not hurt... no one will ever know i looked back (and thus acknowledged what i did)....so i look!!!!
and guess what i see....in my rear view mirror?!
well nothing on the ground...but the pump was still hnaging out of my car! thats right i had broken the gas station pump thing and was about to drive out with it.....!!! yea.... true story i did it!!!
so are u dying to learn what happened next!!!!!.....mu hahhahahahah!
i will milk this moment.... and will have to be coaxed!!!
ok..maybe not! so this gas pump is sticking out of my car, and thank good ness i saw it before i drove off with it. so i get out. and its like..obe of those moments when everything is frozen. all the mothers and thier kids in their car are just staring at me, with mouths open. it was like time froze and i was the only one moving. So i go back....take the pump out... bring it back..and try and put it back on its handle thing! its still broken (but miraculously with the exception of the few pumps ..nothing else is broken - oil is not all over the place! but the damned pump thing will not sit on its handle, it keeps falling off... so i take it to the guy , who i am assuming is the owner (thankfully not he old uncle) and i try to give it to him..but he wilnot take it..so i put it on the ground and let him know.... and he kinda nods his head... u know like saying..yea..u imbicile!!!
anyway so ..with time still frozen ppl stilll starring (i mean how rudee!!!) i sit in my car and take off!!
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Actually we all know what happened next…
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so i was at the gas station near my school, i got out to fill gas - but its a full service (this means that the gas station attendant fills your gas and u dont! i knew this ..but was apparently confused that day). so when i got off- obviously the attendant (this poor desi old uncle) is like...what are u doing - in an agry tone....i am like oh thats right i am sorry - and hopped back in the car! then he is like pop open the gas thing... and i always confuse my trunk button with the gas thing..so i poped open my trunk instead. and the guy is like.... what are u doingg... i am like i am sorry...anyway so he is filling my gas.
lazy me didnt want to get out to close my trunk. so i am like - oh is my trunk open - and he is like "yea it is and i will close it"....so in a bit, he did, and walked off - (i had already paid him beforehand) and then... i drive off! but not before i hear a big thud!! and i am like oh no...i drove over something... and i am thinking... thats wierd b/c it was aloud thud..but it did not feel liek i drove over anything big (and u know u can generallly feel it when u drive over something big). In any event so i have pissed this old uncle off enough, so i am like - okay ...just pretend u did nothing, and slowly drive out of here! dont look back...just drive out...
sooo..... that what i am doing, and i make it to the exit of the gas station right. bu then i think...well u know a little peek in my rear view mirror would not hurt... no one will ever know i looked back (and thus acknowledged what i did)....so i look!!!!
and guess what i see....in my rear view mirror?!
well nothing on the ground...but the pump was still hnaging out of my car! thats right i had broken the gas station pump thing and was about to drive out with it.....!!! yea.... true story i did it!!!
so are u dying to learn what happened next!!!!!.....mu hahhahahahah!
i will milk this moment.... and will have to be coaxed!!!
ok..maybe not! so this gas pump is sticking out of my car, and thank good ness i saw it before i drove off with it. so i get out. and its like..obe of those moments when everything is frozen. all the mothers and thier kids in their car are just staring at me, with mouths open. it was like time froze and i was the only one moving. So i go back....take the pump out... bring it back..and try and put it back on its handle thing! its still broken (but miraculously with the exception of the few pumps ..nothing else is broken - oil is not all over the place! but the damned pump thing will not sit on its handle, it keeps falling off... so i take it to the guy , who i am assuming is the owner (thankfully not he old uncle) and i try to give it to him..but he wilnot take it..so i put it on the ground and let him know.... and he kinda nods his head... u know like saying..yea..u imbicile!!!
anyway so ..with time still frozen ppl stilll starring (i mean how rudee!!!) i sit in my car and take off!!
hahaha this one is really gud lol,
Ahww poor uncle :(
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i got into fight with this huge guy and got my ass kicked in fronta the girl i liked , back in high school.......
UGHHHHHH!!!!!!......now i feel like getting revenge !
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It was my mamos weddin n we all wanted to take a group pic wid the bride..i wanted to stand in the middle so i ran first n stod behind the bride on the stage. i dint know der was a space between the stage n the wall behind. I was makin fun of oders n the next thing i knew i was under the stage..All the guys were laffin at me n finally one came to help me..Wen i was back on stage my hair was messed up n the dress was torn n the sandals were left under the stage.Everyone were lookin at me n i was soo embarased...
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ahww how nice of that boy he came to help u 
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yeah he was askin me if i can breathe n i gave him the
"***** look" so he dint say anythin else n was just laffin... i dint want him to c me in that condition..
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May be she’ll help with wiping of the behind too. 
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breathe , ahahah 
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aunty stewardess zarra nappy change karwa dena aap ko bohut dua’n millengi
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When I was younger, I was dancing at a mendhi and my shalwar started to fall down. I was trying to hold it up while dancing. Since the dance was important, I carried on dancing. :D.
The show must go on, youre a trust artist lol...
mine has to be when this call kept getting dropped and then i got pissed and went 'boo bakwasi tera hi bill zaya ho raha hai' , and it turned out it was my uncle who had called in to say eid mubarak... I didnt have the guts to face him for the next year or so lol..
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lol
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mine has to be when this call kept getting dropped and then i got pissed and went 'boo bakwasi tera hi bill zaya ho raha hai' , and it turned out it was my uncle who had called in to say eid mubarak... I didnt have the guts to face him for the next year or so lol..
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hahahhahah
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Something similar happened to me where some one kept calling and then hanging up. So I got pissed and started cursing in punjabi and english, called the person a sister youknowwhat, and mother youknowwhat, and to suck my youknowwhat. Then my mom said from the other end of the phone, son are you ok? my cell phone kept dropping the call.
My mom thought someone was actually bothering me and got worried :p
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that is so youknowwhat
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I was learning to speak a dialect of French Patois spoken in the Carribean.
I was at my West Indian friend's house and decided to practice on their mum who spoke the language and said to her 'you have very nice eyes'
She went very red and everyone started laughing - I didn't understand why until one of them stopped laughing long enough to tell me I had just told their mum she had 'very nice eggs' !!
I was so embarrassed and couldn't lookat her for weeks!!
blush
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I was at my West Indian friend's house and decided to practice on their mum who spoke the language and said to her 'you have very nice eyes'
She went very red and everyone started laughing - I didn't understand why until one of them stopped laughing long enough to tell me I had just told their mum she had 'very nice eggs' !!
I was so embarrassed and couldn't lookat her for weeks!!
blush
lol
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why would any one pee in that position mahru, dirty or not, i always place double layer of kleenex but to actually hop on the toilet is kinda gross isnt, well not only gross but a hard feat. How do ppl manage it without falling in to it. Also how do they manage to aim their pee in the right spot, doesnt it shower all over the seat and floor.