khel khelna ki din kahan rahein din aj kal lambay ho gae hein.... lambe tu mee hubby bhi he.... dhai bunti doodh ko lamba kerne se he doodh acha hota he sahet ke lie doodh sufaid hota he aur dhai bhi sahet ke lie taza khoon zeroory he aur taza kon taza khane khanay se ata he tazgi or tawanai lae milo ka doodh milo chocloate drink he mujhe bohet pasand he ..... mujhe tu mere hubby bhi bohet pasand he meri pasand zyada buri nahi magar bohet achi bhi nahi...achi tu meethi dhai boti he jo sufaid hoti he aur doodh se bunti he doodh ki bottle bohet mazay ki hoti he khi me milti he doodh ki bottle peeke tu mera beta abhi soya he...sone se yaad aya sona aj kal mehnga ho gyahe mehngai ka kya kerein her cheez mehngi he haan sahi kaha logon ko mehngi cheezon ka shoq he...shoq apne apne hote he aur inhi shoq ko dekh ke hume SHOCK lugte he...shock tu bijli ke switch se bhi lugte he....bijli aj kal pakistan me bohet jati he... jane se yaad aya mujhe jana chaye raat ka 1 30 am he aur myan g ko shock lag rahe hein.... is lie ie pehle ke merafuse udh jae me shuba khair kehti hon aur apka reply read kerke uska reply kal dongi yaad se ayega zeroor kal take mee reply ka reply de aur is nai dosti ko dhaaga bandhein aur dhage se mazboot kerdein.... dhaghay se yaad aya yeh dhaga bhi bohet lamba ho gya he chalo kal is dhagay ko ik nai dosti ke dhage me phr se bandhnge aur dekhnge ke humare deemagh me kitne aur dhagon ki bardasht he aur dhai khana na bhoolna kion ke woh tumhare deemagh ko taza or tawana rakhega kal tak sufai khoon nahi hoga use aur sufaid tu dhai bhi hota he chalo dhage dhage pe ik aur dhaga keh dia mene ab tumhara reply read ker ke reply kel kerongi...
reply say yaad aaya k kaafi dinon say meri kissi bhi job application ka reply nahin aa raha . . . aisa kion hay k banda apni current job say khush nahin hota . . . waisay banday ka koi pata lagta hay . . . waisay pata tau kaafi cheezon ka nahin chalta . . . Chalna sihat k liay acha hoota hay . .. Phir wohi baat sihat k liay tau dahi bhi bohat achi hoti hay . . . . ab yeh dahi hoti hay ya hota hay . . . honay ko tau kuch bhi ho jaata hay . . . woh kehtay hain naan k roz ka aana jaan qadar ghta deta hay . . . per aisa bhi tau hot hay na k dair say aanain walay ko bhula dia jaata hay . . . . Dia Mirza ki koi new movi nahin aai . . Movies say yaad aaya movies ka standard kuch gir gia hay . . . Banday ko apni auqaat say girna nahin cha'hi'aiy . . per banday ka kuch pata chalta hay . . . . chaltay chaltay dhagay ko kaahan pohancha dia . . . :@:
Itnain zoor say mat khuja'ain k zakham ho ja'aiy . . . zakaham kharab ho ja'aiy tau aa'za katnain pertay hain . . . aa'za yaad aaya k suna hay k insaani aa'za ki smugling hoti hay . . . Muhammad Asif nain bhi suna hay Hafeem smugling kernain ki nakaam koshish ki. . . waisay tau hamari cricket team kaafi arsay say naakaam he ho rahi hay . . .naakami say bachnain k liay mehnat kerna hogi . . . waisay germi say bachnain k liay banda kai karay . . Germi main Lussi achi hoti hay . . . Phir wohi baat achi tau dahi bhi hoti hay :@:
Array Baray miaan . . Aisi seedhi guftagu aap ki samjah main na aa’i . . tau zara mushkil baat kaisay samajh aa’aiy gi . . .waisay aana jaana tau laga he rehta hay . . . Array haan yeh tau batao k yeh Sqlain aaj kal kahan rehta hay . . Suna hay aaj kal petrol bohat mehnga ho gia hay . . Bhai mehnga hay tau paidal chalo . . . paidal chalna sihat k liay acha hay . . . acha bura tau khair allah behtar jaanta hay
Aapaan G aisay moonh na banaya karain . . . waisay moonh aap nain kia banana hay woh tau allah nain banaya hay . . . Allah ki yaad tau jaisay hamaray dilon say nikalti he jaa rahi hay . . . Dil Dil pakistan gaanay ko jee chah raha hay . . waisay man tau kissi baat ko bhi ker sakta hay . . aap baatain bohat kerti hain . ..
uf bus ise zyada ab aur reply nahi araha kia kerein deemagh ki jo dhui buni thi uska bhi ab diwa lya nikal gya…nikal tu aj kal bohet si job rahi he magar line me bohet log khude hein …khude tu tum bhi ho line me application nahi arahi koi baat naih ik na ik din aa hi jaegi…sarkar 2 kia agai mujhe dekhni he …dekhe mene baki sare replts wah kia scene he…scene tu mujhe partner movie ke bohet pasand he …pasand mujhe yeh dhaga bhi he jisne itne dhagon ko jod dya aur daahge kitne rang ke kion na hon ache sab lagte hein …sufaid dhaga pasand nahi magar kam sab se zyada wohi ata he …kam aj kal dhondo mil jaega…roz dhai khao sakon milega…dekho phr wohi agae dhai doodh or dhagay tu doodh se kehti chalon ke doodh bhi pee lia kero healthy rahohge… me abhi abhi soke uthi hon ab nashte me doodh or cereal hi khaongi… nashta din ka sab se important meal hota he chorna nahi chaye…chorna tu dinner bhi nahi chaye dekho aaj kia pakati hon dinner me kia mene butya ke me pakati bohet acha hon…chalo ab ishi bat se bat nikli he tu me ik baat butaon ke samhaj samhaj ke samhaj ko samjo samhaj samhajna hi ik samhaj he samhaj samhake jo na samjhe meri samhaj me woh na samhaj he
Hun tussi manu nasmajh samjho ya samajhdaar . . . Saadi samajh noon kera faraq painda aiy. painday say yaad aaya k yeh bay painday k lotay say kia murad hay. . . Waheed muraad kia actor tha g. . . kia baat thi uss ki . . . baatain tau khair main ziada kerta nahin . . . waisay kuch log kuch bhi nahin kertay phir bhi mauj kertay hain . . . mauj say yaad aaya meray betay ko Hun fir maujaan e maujaan bohat pasand hay . . . waisay her kissi ki apni apni pasand hoti hay . . .hoti hay tau hoti rahay bhai . . . Mera chota bhai bari achi cricket khelta hay . . . Khelna sihat k liay acha hay . . achi tau khir dahi bhi hoti hay . . . ya phir hota hay . . .
haan yeh dhai hoti he ke hota he... kuch samhaj nahi ata he....samhaj anese acha he samhaj le insan...insan movie bohet hi fazool thi..... fazoll pakistani movies bhi hoti he.... ....muraad kon he pata nahi.mere kehne se murad yeh bhi he ke ab bus kerein is dhagay ko q ke dhaga ab mere demagh ki dhai ko phaint chuka he aur ab mujhse aur zyada nahi horaha....
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yaad he aksar mujhe mulakatein wohh... bhool jaon kese un mithyan batan kooo.....
bhool ne zeroroat nahi badaam zyada khati nahi magar deemagh kam kerta he jitna ker sakta he yeh jitni zeroorat he wese bhi zeroorat deemah ki tu her kisi ki hoti he...ab ghalti se kabhi kuch ghalat keh dia ho tu manfi.... manfi her kisi se mangni chaye q ke pata nahi hota he jane anjane me anjan logon ko agar kuch anjani cheezein keh jao aur anjane me andaza na ho tu behter he ke manfi manglo.... :)
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iss samajh na samjah main aik baat tau samajh aa gai k app ko samajhna itna aasaan nahin. . . yaphir shaid aap ki samajh tak pohanchna aasaan nahin . . . waisay aasaan tau kahin bhi pohanchna nahin . . . waisay aap bari pohanchi hoi lagti ahin . . meray laiy dua kee'ji'aiy ga . . .
lolz...
niber tu aj tak baray baray bhi na ker sakay... chulei nap jain ab apke jane ka wekt he....jate jate dua le le ke jahan jaein wahan salamti se pohunch jaein....g me pohunchi hoi chez hon...aur cheez sakht na pasand kerti hon its gets u mota....hunji mota deemagh pasand nahi kerti ik seedhi hon jalebi ki terhan :p jalebi meethi bhi bohet hot ihe magar mujhe pasand nahi..... yeh ik dhagha sirf mri tareef pe likh apne ke me kahon tareef us khuda ki jisne yeh jahan bunaya jisne apko aur mujhe is dhage me dil kholke flooding kerna sikhaya.... seekhta tu insan ghaltyion se he haan ghaltyan ki he bohet magar gir ke sambhalna agya he.... ghaltion ki saza tu milni he zindagi me bhi ur akhrat me bhi islie kehte hena ke ZAIQAY me maut ka maza nahi bhoolna chaye... aur me yeh jab kehti hon logon ki halaq me khana atak jata he... ab yeh logon KI yeh KE yeh KA halaq he ap sochke butana....wese maza aya apse soch sochke soch be soch ki kuch soch sunana...baton pe batein hume kerna ati he kion ke sahi se ghalat or ghalat se sahi kerna hume ata he.....
nahi hota tou koi baat nahi zorr lagao ho jai ga pareshan na ho, ronay sey kuch nahi hota deemagh sey socho kya karna hai, aur agar deemagh kaam nahi kar raha tou phir khoob ro ro kar asaman sar par utha lo, aur agar asman bhi sar par nahi uthta tou bass tring tring ab alaram bajj gaya uth jao beta subah hgayee bohat khuwab dekh liyah
waisay moonh aap nain kia banana hay woh tau allah nain banaya hay . . . Allah ki yaad tau jaisay hamaray dilon say nikalti he jaa rahi hay . . . Dil Dil pakistan gaanay ko jee chah raha hay . . waisay man tau kissi baat ko bhi ker sakta hay . . aap baatain bohat kerti hain . .. 
muje say kuch naii hota
