Re: ek roz ka waqeya
Lafanter, ye wo badshah hai jaise taangay walay rash mai kehte hain suwarioN ko "badshah hat ja rastay toN"
je nahi hum aaj kal hum ziada arsay tak jawan rehnay ke toutkay azmaa rahe hain
main ne to ye baat apko bohat din pehle kahi thi ke ban him 
and make me mod mujhe to kaneezain bhi nahi chahien 
me to bholi si bachi hoon 
Abhi hum kuch soch hi rahe the keh ek saib hamaray sar pe aa kar gira.
shukar karain ke aap tarbooz ke darakht ke neeche nahi laite hu'e they
werna tarbooz kaa kitna nuqsaan ho jaata
Ya Allah!! ab aap sab mil kar hamari tang to mat kheenchiye
dekhaan rahe hum nazuk mizaj hain .jaldi bura maan jate hain
Re: ek roz ka waqeya
Yahan tou meri hakoomat ka takhta ulatney ki saazish ho rahi hai 
Iss kaali billi par white paint kar k issey ulta latka diya jaye 
begum nawazish ali se kuch seekhiyay
wo tu burra nahy manaty
kya hamari malumaat ghalt hain ya aap na-ehl hain
tarbooz kya sataah zameen pe nahi ugtay?
chal bey!! hazaroon kaneezain sath le kar ghoomta hain aur bechare angraizon ko bura kehta hai ghatiya shaks 
teri samajh main aye gi bhi nahi dumbo araam se baith ja aur saib kha!
khabar daar jo billi ko kissy nai white paint kiya 
issey ‘black paint’ karain
cute lagay gy
hum yun to badshah hain magar apni sadgih ke waja say pehchanay nahi jatay
bakray ke maaN kab tak kahir manaye ge??
wo aurat ho ke bhi mardana seerat rakhti hain:hmmm: un ki baat he alag hai
itni nazuk mizaji na dikhaye kijeye aapki kaneezain aap se ziada hatti katti lagti hain aur aap begum nawazish ali ke chachazad bhai lagna shuroo ho jate hain mard baniye mard!!
had-e-Adab !!
janwar ho kar zuban chalati hai?:o
hamari mardangi ko mat lalkariye
humara ek aur nikah karnaay ko dil karnay lagta hai
main is se pehle tumhara moun na noch loon:emmy:
aur ye tumhare sar pe jo do baal baqi reh gaye hain inka kaleen banwa kar ehsan uncle ko gift na kar don:emmy:
chal bey!! jang ke waqt to mujhe aagey kar deta hai aur khud chawal saaf karne baith jata hai kaneezon ke saath aur chughlian karta hi aunties ki tarha aik aur nikah kare ga
aee ajeeb se badshah
Allah kare tujhay sarr kanenzain issy tarah ki malain
hum ek shareef admi hain.is tarah ki touhmatein lagana ek kabeerah gunah hain!!!
Lekin billi ney aisi konsi harkat kee hai jiski wajah sey ussey kalak lagaayi jaye? 
Ye tou Phatima sey poochna parey gaa, ussey bakron bakriyon sey kafi lagaao hai
Itney baal nahi hain k unka qaleen bann sakey :no: Tum filhaal koi chota mota rug banwa lo