Exactly! And why do saree vendors always give me funny looks when I ask for a matching dupatta? Were they raised in a barn?!?
Brides nowadays tend to forgo the straw and dirt stains because the wanna look all “modern” and “trendy”. 
Never forget your roots, people!
It’s coming along fine. I’ve got the dirt, the straw, and the swarovski-encrusted dupatta. My only real dilemma is: burlap sack, or overalls? Normally I’d go with the overalls, but it’s a casual affair during the day-time and I don’t want to look too formal. What to do?