Dupatta ON or OFF?

Even if the bride is wearing a saree! Why don’t those selfish cows ever consider these things, for Pete’s sake?!?

Yeah! If they’re going to insist on wearing burlap sacks or overalls to their weddings, they should at least jazz them up with a dupatta. Dulhans nowadays look too d@mn mousy for *my *taste.

It’s okay to do whatever you feel like, peaches. Enjoy your wedding.