Please be advised that coming in third was simply a clever move to gain draft picks before the dynasty begins. I now attend many games at Fenway-south, ie Tropicana field. The Citgo sign is part of the shrine which should be duly honored. Please speak in hushed and reverent tones when talking about the votex of all sports in the Universe. Soon half of our signage will be in Japanese. Soon they will be playing some sissy-girl sport like cricket at the Ryan centre, as all of our guys hit you roof and get called out.
Can't wait for the dynasty to start. It will gradually build up for about 86 years before finally bearing some fruits for the murderous bunch of fans at the Fenway Park/Advertisement billboard. Maybe at that time you guys too will enjoy the benefits of a roof. And I'm sure there will be some upside-down seats there as well. After all, how much more seats would they be able to fit in on the Green Monster? Gotta start finding seats for our Asian friends, don't we?
And the next time you hit the juice box, please take care of our little heckler friend down there with a baseball bat. My eardrums damn near perferate every time the Jays have to suffer the insult of facing the Devil Rays at Tropicana. I'm sure you've come across that heckler before.
I love the Heckler. He actually auctioned off his seat for charity at one of the Sox games. The guy has the loudest voice I have ever heard. But he ususally just picks one player on the opposing team and rides him all game. He is also funny. A few years ago he chose Johnny Damon to pick on. He was so funny that he had Damon cracking up in the on deck circle, and completely ruined his concentration at the plate. The guy is really quite witty. Lately they have passed out cowbells at the games, and the noise is unbearable in that dome. Very obnoxious.
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Thats certainly true. He definitely knows the art of heckling. A lot of tools in stadiums think that swearing out loudly and making lame jokes about players’ looks is funny but it most definitely isn’t. That guy, as annoying as his voice may be, certainly does all his research on the certain player that he chooses to heckle for an entire series.