Dream of Average Man

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we discuss women all the time, be it SIL, MIL or Wife or Bhabi… for a change let us discuss the simple thing an average joe kind of man dream to have in his life

6 figure salary
5 figure saving
5 bedroom apartment/house
1 sedan and 1 four wheel drive
45 days of annual vacation
3/4 sweet kids
and

a dumb wife

please add to the list, i know not all the dream can come true but we can try for them

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when you have a DUMB wife = DUMB Life Partner you can not have all of those above things in your life and DUMB wife will raise DUMB children too. May God save women from such DUMB husbands with such a low mentality.

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Once you get a dumb wife, you will lose all the things listed above her....

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What I have observed, dumb wives are a cause of annoyance for husbands and can make your life hell. They can't do anything right and the whole house looks like mess. This is one of the reasons why majority of Pakistani husbands are annoyed by their wives.

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and by the way, 5 figure saving isn't good for anything nowadays.

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So is your wife dumb then?

What an idiotic attempt at trolling.

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Yes, if it’s in pennies its no good at all. :hehe:

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:k:

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ya unfortunately,dunya dunya and dunya!!

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*If you want a dumb wife then you can't have the luxuries which you have mentioned above. Sorry mate, a dumb husband like you won’t make a good living with your dumb choice. Selecting a decent life partner would be a smarter husband’s choice. *

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Well 1 thing we all have learn t from Life 1. Doesnt Matter if its a avg guy, below avg guy or a macho man we all Demand

A VIRGIN WIFE :D who can be dumb or super smart.

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:rotfl:

We do?

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Define dumb please............

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A dumb wife will eat up your six figure salary so you never get to your five figure savings. Which means you will never be able to buy a five bedroom house or get that sedan or four whel drive. Oh and lets forget the 45 days of vacation because you will need to work overtime to pay for her frequent dumbness and every time that will happen you will refrain from reproducing again in fear of passing on any dumb genes so lets scratch off the 3/4 sweet kids too.

Hmmm....so in the end you've got no savings, no home, no kids, no cars...just a dumb wife and you.

I like this idea!!!

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wtf lol dumb wife?

anywayzz some stupidass study shows the key to happy married life for men is to marry a woman 3-5 yrs younger, and with a higher IQ than him.

maybe OP meant dumb as in not talkative. there could be a lot of benefit there.............

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well this is what men think and dream to behlaofy them. the truth however will remain that none of the other would be possible in the very first place if your wife is not wise. Didnt hear something something like behind every successful man there is a woman…? :faizy:

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yeah, his mom...

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:lajawab:

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his mom, who was his father's dumb wife anyway? :ASA:

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omgz maa behn ko kuch mat kehna mirage pai.. this is phemlee foram