Re: Doing small washroom while standing
Achaa tu
koobaa koo phay.al gahee baaat shahnaa''sa.ee ki usnay phoooloon ki tarha , mayree pazeera.ee kii
chalain kahir hai hazraat . Badnaam gaar howay tu kiaa naaam na hogaa:)
phooloN naheeN Khushbu
koo ba koo phel gayee baat shanaasaa'i kee
uss naY jootaY say teri jo pazeeraai kee :D
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
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Originally Posted by aliyish http://www.paklinks.com/gs/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
Aj dastooray zaban.bandi hai tayree mehfil mein
yahan tu baat ,karnay ko , tarasthee hai zuban mayre
Baat niklay gee tow bohat door talak jai gee
Abhi talak hai PG 13 warna PG 18 ho jai gee :o
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
hamsheera ka muzakar kya hota hai?
bee.radaar !
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
hamsheera ka muzakar kya hota hai?
hamshoraa
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@Aliyish Ji janab, jab tak ye "English as a status symbol" Pakistan maiN majood hay, Urdu ka bas Allah hi hafiz hay.
@Tariqlkhan
Khaan sahib,
masla ab ye bhi hay kay "aapki behan", ya "tumhari behan" sounds very close to a swear word in Punjabi, so to be on the safe side, most of the people would avoid using it.
In our muhalla most people use "aapki baji", "tumhari baji", "meri baji" etc.
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
tu phir
koohi baat karoo
kohi khusbooo jayseee baat karoo
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aah.. Hasan Akbar Kamal :~)
wiasaY it was
Koi baat karo…
Not Kohi baat karo 
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AQ, your surgery of the Shair reminded me of Josh Maleehabadi in YadoN kee Baraat. He had reservations about the verse
"jo qalb go garma day, jo rooh ko tarr’pa day"
he said that its vulgar to use “tarr’ paday”. cause it describes an obscene action with a sound effect
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
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In our muhalla most people use "aapki baji", "tumhari baji", "meri baji" etc.[/quote]
maza tu pahatan kapraa bayich.nay waloonn ko sunay mein ata hai :)
baji , qasam say nawa piece ayah , app ko free mein dia samjo ! meraa bahan bas tum lay jaoo !
humari aurtaain us beecharay ko bee loot kaay ajathee hain !
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har baat yahaa.N baat ba.Dhaane ke liye hai
ye umr jo dhokaa hai to khaane ke liye hai
p.s: yeh bhayoon ki mehfil hai janab, khusboo ka kia kaam 
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chalain janay dain 
ek shaair ki tasee ko kia dil pay lay kar baayit gahay hain
Gussa haram hota hai , tariq bahi kay kaanay mouh karkay thoook dain
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
AQ, your surgery of the Shair reminded me of Josh Maleehabadi in YadoN kee Baraat. He had reservations about the verse
"jo qalb go garma day, jo rooh ko tarr'pa day"
he said that its vulgar to use "tarr' paday". cause its describes an obscene action with a sound effect
ROFL at the break in between...
by the way the misra' reminded me of Ather Shah Khan Jaidi's parody of it
Yaa Rub! Dil-e-Jaidi ko Ik zindah tammanna daY
Tu khwaab kaY piyaasay ko Taa'beer kaa dariyaa day
Iss baar makaaN badlooN tau aisee paRosan ho
"Jo Qalb ko garmaa day aur rooh ko taRpaa day"
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maza tu pahatan kapraa bayich.nay waloonn ko sunay mein ata hai :)
baji , qasam say nawa piece ayah , app ko free mein dia samjo ! meraa bahan bas tum lay jaoo !
humari aurtaain us beecharay ko bee loot kaay ajathee hain !
LoL.
Ab khareedari to aurtuN ki ragun maiN khoon ki tarha gardish karti hay.
Wo baat nahi suni, ek mohtarma kisi dukandaar say behas kar rahi hoti haiN kapray ki qeemat pay, Dukandaar tang aakay bolta hay,
"arey bibi aap muft maiN hi lay jaiN isko"
To aagay say mohtarma farmati haiN,:
"Do(2) LuN gi!"
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Fidaa.ay tu’shoom kay beya beyaa
tu bhayray suurat mein aa.ee
Maan tayraa khoooob mee’shahna.shaaaamm
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zaraa see baat thee, afsaana-e-a’jam naY issaY
baRhaa diyaa hai faqat zeb-e-daastaaN kay liye 
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muqabla-e-urdu daani? :aq:
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LoL.
Ab khareedari to aurtuN ki ragun maiN khoon ki tarha gardish karti hay.
Wo baat nahi suni, ek mohtarma kisi dukandaar say behas kar rahi hoti haiN kapray ki qeemat pay, Dukandaar tang aakay bolta hay,
"arey bibi aap muft maiN hi lay jaiN isko"
To aagay say mohtarma farmati haiN,:
"Do(2) LuN gi!"
The very first time, Farid Khan told this joke, it was hilarious to hear :D
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so are urinals haram or not?
what a aurinal called in urdu
khudi-e-peshaab?
ja-e-peshaab
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LoL.
Ab khareedari to aurtuN ki ragun maiN khoon ki tarha gardish karti hay.
Wo baat nahi suni, ek mohtarma kisi dukandaar say behas kar rahi hoti haiN kapray ki qeemat pay, Dukandaar tang aakay bolta hay,
"arey bibi aap muft maiN hi lay jaiN isko"
To aagay say mohtarma farmati haiN,:
"Do(2) LuN gi!"
sun.tee hoo minerva , tumharee qoaam ki kiaa buraa.ee horahee hai :)
Re: Doing small washroom while standing
jab shayen shayen chalain sard hawaein
toh ghar bhar bonanza kay sweater aayen