Doctor/Medical/Fitness Jokes

Once a guy visits a doc,he says doc meri body pain kar rahi hai.
Doc say how come? The guy says when i touch my leg ,it pains.
When i touch my face ,it pains, when i touch my feet ,it pains.
They doc say show me ur finger with which u touch ur body parts n they pain.

Doc say hmmm, duffer, tumhari ungli main pain hai.

Wah wah..