DNA

[lahori99]

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@redvelvet

In Lahori’s case, such a request might be made if the offspring that he and Basanti produce…looks more like the local doodh wala…than Lahori himself. (Never mind the possibility of recessive genes…or that the the child actually resembles some distant grandparent/uncle/aunt on either side of the family). All hell will break loose, because that might mean that Basanti wasn’t as khaalis as the Ganga River before the knot was tied.

you know stick to thread, and don’t get personal because if i get personal you won’t like it one bit. In the past you said something in which i did reply and some user thought it was too much so i decided edit it. Next time i won’t.

[lahori99]

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@AngelEyess

Trust is the base of every marriage…damn…i have been carrying your “karistani” inside me all 9 months and you are accusing my character…no insult can get beyond this…i wont be able to live with him after that!
p.s. lahori plz starplus kamm daikha karo!

what does this have to do with star plus?

[redvelvet]

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^Yaar, Lahori…mazaaq tha. You’re not married to Basanti…or any woman at all right now. And the situation I’ve posted above is more than likely not going to happen…it’s an exaggeration. Besides…I doubt there are any Basantis in Pak.

[MIAinVA]

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OMG RV… whats that weird smilie in your post??

[lahori99]

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@redvelvet

Seriously Lahori, what is your issue with women and the overly simplistic but extreme assumptions and stereotypes that you come up with?

DNA testing can be done to determine paternity, determine if someone is related to you or not, genealogy research, testing/prevention/delay of disease.

It was just a question. Please don’t tell me some men don’t asked their women for DNA test to confirm it. I believe Sara mentioned Jerry Springer/Maury etc. Their situation is different, i don’t blame them, mothers often don’t know who the father is, even after 10 tries.

While ago i came cross an newspaper article in which there was a couple.
Couple tried to have kids for a while and no success. Decided to check with a doctor to see if there is anything wrong. After tests, doctor confirmed he could never become a father.

They go home. His neighbor was married, had two kids. He discuses his situation and they come up with a solution. Solution: he will pay him to have sex with his wife 3 times a week for certain amount of time for money. So, he starts having sex with his wife. After some time, nothing happens. He asks him, what’s going on, neighbor tells him he is trying, so instead of 3 times a week, they start doing it 4 times a week. More time passes by, and no luck.

After discussion, they go to doctor, after tests, he finds out that he can’t become a father and two kids arn’t actually his kids but someone else.

[Mirch]

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@lahori99

It was just a question. Please don’t tell me some men don’t asked their women for DNA test to confirm it. I believe Sara mentioned Jerry Springer/Maury etc. Their situation is different, i don’t blame them, mothers often don’t know who the father is, even after 10 tries.

While ago i came cross an newspaper article in which there was a couple.
Couple tried to have kids for a while and no success. Decided to check with a doctor to see if there is anything wrong. After tests, doctor confirmed he could never become a father.

They go home. His neighbor was married, had two kids. He discuses his situation and they come up with a solution. Solution: he will pay him to have sex with his wife 3 times a week for certain amount of time for money. So, he starts having sex with his wife. After some time, nothing happens. He asks him, what’s going on, neighbor tells him he is trying, so instead of 3 times a week, they start doing it 4 times a week. More time passes by, and no luck.

After discussion, they go to doctor, after tests, he finds out that he can’t become a father and two kids arn’t actually his kids but someone else.

good joke.

[MIAinVA]

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^^Why are you asking these questions on THIS forum then? I don’t see the point.

[redvelvet]

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@MIAinVA

OMG RV… whats that weird smilie in your post??

I KNOW!!! THAT…weird emoticon (which I deleted)…is actually…brace yourself…the new (and gay) version of the beloved “rolling the eyes” smiley that we used to have. You remember the one…the one that actually rolled its eyes. Sigh I want it back. Little did I know how dependent upon it I was…until it was gone. Sigh

[lahori99]

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@Mirch

good joke.

not a joke, true story!!

[lahori99]

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@MIAinVA

^^Why are you asking these questions on THIS forum then? I don’t see the point.

every question you asked has to be related to you personally??

[MIAinVA]

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^haha, no not related to me… at least community sai relevant tau ho na. You’re going around asking Pakistani muslim women how would they feel if their husband asked for a DNA test… doesn’t make much sense to me

[TLK]

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@Sara516

Ok before jumping to conclusions… under what circumstances would the man be asking for a DNA test?

?

what if he is away from his wife for more than 9 months

[Mirch]

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@MIAinVA

^haha, no not related to me… at least community sai relevant tau ho na. You’re going around asking Pakistani muslim women how would they feel if their husband asked for a DNA test… doesn’t make much sense to me

Exactly. 99.99 percent of Pakistani men would not know what a DNA test is.

P.S when I said 99.99 I am generalizing , but what MIA is saying is true.

[MIAinVA]

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@TLK

what if he is away from his wife for more than 9 months

lo aa gaye woh jin ka intezar thaa… ek Mirch kum tha kiya

[TLK]

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@MIAinVA

lo aa gaye woh jin ka intezar thaa… ek Mirch kum tha kiya

Eid ka chaand aur TLK .. inetzaar kerwaa ke hee aatai hain

[redvelvet]

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LOL, awesome avatar, TLK

[MIAinVA]

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^^:hehe: TLK bhai… aap ki hee kami thee yahan par.

@RV… That is such a creepy smilie now, better stop using it.

[lahori99]

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@MIAinVA

^haha, no not related to me… at least community sai relevant tau ho na. You’re going around asking Pakistani muslim women how would they feel if their husband asked for a DNA test… doesn’t make much sense to me

.

[MIAinVA]

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^OMG! Really? What do their wives do?
I would probably break my husband’s head if he seriously asked me for a DNA test.

[redvelvet]

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@MIAinVA

^^:hehe: TLK bhai… aap ki hee kami thee yahan par.

@RV… That is such a creepy smilie now, better stop using it.

^I know right. That creepy smiley almost looks…bashful…as if it’s crushing on someone.