Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

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The recipe is easy my friend. You can use the following 3 proven methods:

** 1) Email Dump **
When your “bestest friend” from Pakistan sends you a chain email informing you how Allah is the best , or how “Love” and “Friendship” are the best, or how muslims are being killed or how if you DID NOT forward the recieved message to 10,000 people in the next 60 seconds your dad will disown you, and jews will take over the world and you will die a horrible painful death, before deleting the piece of utter BULLSHIET your friend sent you copy and paste it in a thread on GS and pass it as your own. So people would post messages like:

"* AWwww… that is so sweet, thanks for sharing :teary1: * "
"* That is so true, love indeed conquers all. You are so perceptive * "

** 2) The magic Control Key and its friend Vee and Cee **
When you are bored at work but are unable to look for pornographic material on the internet, you go to somebodies blog, or a site with someone elses ideas. Follow the the following procedures to be respected by all on GS:

  1. Click on Internet Browser icon (it is the square thing on screen that lets you watch porno)
  2. Find some ones work
  3. Press “Ctrl” + “A”
  4. Press “Ctrl” + “C”
  5. Go to GS
  6. Open New thread
  7. Press “Ctrl” + “V”
  8. Submit Thread.
  9. Wait for the retards with the combined intellegence of a dirty wollen sock to hail you as their new philosopher.

** 3). Lets get Personal **
Something interesting happened to you today?. You finally took a shower? You finally kicked the neighbors baby in the testicles?. Why not share it with the rest of the guppies and be hailed as the kind and angelic godess of Gupshup.

A sample story can go something like that:

  • so today i had my last exam and i was driving home i was late for dinner but i saw an old lady crossing the road… i didnt get angry… i waited with my lipstick… and when she took long.. i only swore at her once and didnt even throw my old coffee at her. I was so patient. I think i have finally found peace. I dont punch my grandmother in the chest when she tries to hug me. I just say… hurry up smelly tart. oh God i feel Good" *

people of Gupshup with no lives will immediatly read the 10 pages long personal account and reply by posting their turds:

“* Oh babe! i am so proud of you … tee hee *”
" * that is so sweet of you jannu… i miss you babes * "
" * so nice… lets have a slumber party and beat your nanna… tee hee i am cute * "
[No biatch you are not cute]

So this is it for now. Apply these methods. Flood GS as much as possible. And your sorry little existance will get some fake apreciation from a bunch of retards hiding behind their computers under fake nicknames. Wouldnt that be simply Awsome. You’ll finally be able to die happy. Loser!.

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I Love You too Gammy :hug:

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Which category do u fall in?

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  1. He C&P’d the whole thing :hehe:
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Gamma sheen'd this?

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Xtreme, sadi di koi khabar aiy yea?? I'm worried she's been silenced. She'd been bleating on about me for yonks and soon as i arrive...waddya know..she's vanished.

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She was fine as far as I know. Maybe she passed out after eating too many packets of salt n' vinegar crisps.

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LMAO!!! Finally someone with a sense of humor i can relate too.

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CM I think you can relate to anything that isn't female :p

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Nah...i can relate to females just fine. I only find them illogical, highly emotionally charged, and they got those inny and outy things that distract me....

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by CM: *
LMAO!!! Finally someone with a sense of humor i can relate too.
[/QUOTE]

quit taunting high strung gamma into suicide, you unbelievably unfunny chip-munk you!

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:rolleyes: queer and CM.

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Shabash Gamma.

You are good !!!

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Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

This is pretty good Gamma. Well done. :clap:

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chut chut chut.

itnee mushkiloan say toa yeh bacha thread kholtaa hay, aur phir jab thread kholta bhee hay toa its some jalee kuree piece on how how others manage to write so much.

now where does GS in its rules says kay only intellectuals can
post.

Dil khol kay post karo bhaee.

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agree gamz. I wish I could somehow flatten this icon out, damn. :hug: gets on my 12th nerve!

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gamma putar if u think this is the way to sound intellectual here than i think u assume everyone here has the same IQ level as urself…

i’d like to remind u that not all of us r fascinated by stick-figures-flash-animations, just the highly intelligent one among us… :rolleyes:

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Ammi kakay if you don’t get the humour then pray don’t attract undue attention. A lack of humour is like a lack of deodrant, doesn’t smell so nice.

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^ :hehe: Ohh hiccy I wuv you!

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hiccup. dont worry about armughal, let him be. lack of fiber does that to you. Its not his fault :(