Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

[Gamma_Dilation]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

a classic revived. Enjoy it again.

[Gizzy]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

well, you could have used method # 2 instead of reviving this thread :p

[Man_with_a_Plan]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

Good job Gamma I hope one day you end up in Faisal's "A Thread of Appreciation" :biggthumb

[ch_and-be_ii]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

HAHAA! how the hell did I miss it the first time around. A true gamma classic.

[hiccup]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

I love that queer post.

[cat-woman]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

Intellectual guppies? You've got to be kidding me. But guppies are easily impressed, thats true.

[Asif2000]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

@Gamma Dilation

The recipe is easy my friend. You can use the following 3 proven methods:

**1) Email Dump **
When your “bestest friend” from Pakistan sends you a chain email informing you how Allah is the best , or how “Love” and “Friendship” are the best, or how muslims are being killed or how if you DID NOT forward the recieved message to 10,000 people in the next 60 seconds your dad will disown you, and jews will take over the world and you will die a horrible painful death, before deleting the piece of utter BULLSHIET your friend sent you copy and paste it in a thread on GS and pass it as your own. So people would post messages like:

“* AWwww… that is so sweet, thanks for sharing "
" That is so true, love indeed conquers all. You are so perceptive *”

**2) The magic Control Key and its friend Vee and Cee **
When you are bored at work but are unable to look for pornographic material on the internet, you go to somebodies blog, or a site with someone elses ideas. Follow the the following procedures to be respected by all on GS:

1) Click on Internet Browser icon (it is the square thing on screen that lets you watch porno)
2) Find some ones work
3) Press “Ctrl” + “A”
4) Press “Ctrl” + “C”
5) Go to GS
6) Open New thread
7) Press “Ctrl” + “V”
8) Submit Thread.
9) Wait for the retards with the combined intellegence of a dirty wollen sock to hail you as their new philosopher.

**3). Lets get Personal **
Something interesting happened to you today?. You finally took a shower? You finally kicked the neighbors baby in the testicles?. Why not share it with the rest of the guppies and be hailed as the kind and angelic godess of Gupshup.

A sample story can go something like that:
*so today i had my last exam and i was driving home i was late for dinner but i saw an old lady crossing the road… i didnt get angry… i waited with my lipstick… and when she took long.. i only swore at her once and didnt even throw my old coffee at her. I was so patient. I think i have finally found peace. I dont punch my grandmother in the chest when she tries to hug me. I just say… hurry up smelly tart. oh God i feel Good" *

people of Gupshup with no lives will immediatly read the 10 pages long personal account and reply by posting their turds:

“* Oh babe! i am so proud of you … tee hee *”
" *that is so sweet of you jannu… i miss you babes *"
" *so nice… lets have a slumber party and beat your nanna… tee hee i am cute *"
[No biatch you are not cute]

So this is it for now. Apply these methods. Flood GS as much as possible. And your sorry little existance will get some fake apreciation from a bunch of retards hiding behind their computers under fake nicknames. Wouldnt that be simply Awsome. You’ll finally be able to die happy. Loser!.

AWwww… that is so sweet, thanks for sharing. That is so true, love indeed conquers all. You are so perceptive

[Prelude]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

Tee fkin hee.

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

@Gamma Dilation

The recipe is easy my friend. You can use the following 3 proven methods:

**1) Email Dump **
When your “bestest friend” from Pakistan sends you a chain email informing you how Allah is the best , or how “Love” and “Friendship” are the best, or how muslims are being killed or how if you DID NOT forward the recieved message to 10,000 people in the next 60 seconds your dad will disown you, and jews will take over the world and you will die a horrible painful death, before deleting the piece of utter BULLSHIET your friend sent you copy and paste it in a thread on GS and pass it as your own. So people would post messages like:

“* AWwww… that is so sweet, thanks for sharing "
" That is so true, love indeed conquers all. You are so perceptive *”

**2) The magic Control Key and its friend Vee and Cee **
When you are bored at work but are unable to look for pornographic material on the internet, you go to somebodies blog, or a site with someone elses ideas. Follow the the following procedures to be respected by all on GS:

1) Click on Internet Browser icon (it is the square thing on screen that lets you watch porno)
2) Find some ones work
3) Press “Ctrl” + “A”
4) Press “Ctrl” + “C”
5) Go to GS
6) Open New thread
7) Press “Ctrl” + “V”
8) Submit Thread.
9) Wait for the retards with the combined intellegence of a dirty wollen sock to hail you as their new philosopher.

**3). Lets get Personal **
Something interesting happened to you today?. You finally took a shower? You finally kicked the neighbors baby in the testicles?. Why not share it with the rest of the guppies and be hailed as the kind and angelic godess of Gupshup.

A sample story can go something like that:
*so today i had my last exam and i was driving home i was late for dinner but i saw an old lady crossing the road… i didnt get angry… i waited with my lipstick… and when she took long.. i only swore at her once and didnt even throw my old coffee at her. I was so patient. I think i have finally found peace. I dont punch my grandmother in the chest when she tries to hug me. I just say… hurry up smelly tart. oh God i feel Good" *

people of Gupshup with no lives will immediatly read the 10 pages long personal account and reply by posting their turds:

“* Oh babe! i am so proud of you … tee hee *”
" *that is so sweet of you jannu… i miss you babes *"
" *so nice… lets have a slumber party and beat your nanna… tee hee i am cute *"
[No biatch you are not cute]

So this is it for now. Apply these methods. Flood GS as much as possible. And your sorry little existance will get some fake apreciation from a bunch of retards hiding behind their computers under fake nicknames. Wouldnt that be simply Awsome. You’ll finally be able to die happy. Loser!.

^^

forward this to 10 guppies .. something very interesting is gonna happen to you tonight.. your loved one will come running to you on their knees or somin .. if u dont forward it.. u will loose all that you ever had..

[Dimagh_HotaToNa]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

Doesn't impress me much! Quite pathetic to be honest. How can you find so much time to write all this BS about people you don't care about AT ALL? Then you go about telling how much more sensible you are than the rest, Puhlease.. give me a break!

[Gamma_Dilation]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

^ go away from my thread bayta.

[WitchDr]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

Gamma Dilation definitely I did not come to GS to sound intellectual or the sort. I just joined to see what other Pakistan-connected people think about different issues. Your satire though is justified. Look how many replies this post is generating.....

[hiccup]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

@Gamma Dilation

^ go away from my thread bayta.

we have to do something inbetween trying to accumilate asthetic and quite false priase from poepel “we dont care about”

compredez vous?

[niyal]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup's crowd

i wish for all ur wishes to come true

go n paste

go n beat

go n say sweet to all babes :D

only if that proves ure intelligence. sweet dreams

[Gamma_Dilation]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

[phatima]

Re: Distressed Bored? and how to sound intellectual with Gupshup’s crowd

Yea or when people post pictures of their kids and every reply is like "ohh they’re so cute! aaw "

lol ok i do that too