Dhoodh Wala

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Re: Dhoodh Wala

@lethal_kamikaze

I remember this (its in punjabi but i’ll post in urdu)

Khareedar: Oye dhoodh waly: Aaj phir to ne doodh mein pani milaya?
Doodh wala: Nahi ji mein ne to doodh mein bilkul bhi pani nahi milaya :no:
Khareedar: Phir Pani mein dhoodh milaya hoga?
Doodh Wala: Nahi janab pani mein bhi dhoodh nahi milaya :no:
Khareedar: To phir doodh kiyon Patla hy?
Doodh Wala: Woh jo Janwaar ko garmi lagti hy na to woh buhat ziyada paani pe jaati hy or woh sara pani khud hi doodh mein mix ho jatay hy

haha…

ab zamaana badal gayaa hai…doodhwaale hoshiyaar ho gaye haiN is liye Khareedaar poochhne lagaa hai k: “doodh-waale, aaj synthetic paint kitne paanii meN milaayaa hai?”