Dhoodh Wala

[Southie]

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Hy larius

[Sajalina]

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@Southie

Reminds me of an exchange between my father (in broken Hindi) and doodh wala bhaiyya from UP several decades ago.

Father : yeh doodh mein tho, acha pani milatha hai tho?

Doodh wala replies earnestly: han sahab, acha pani hi milathe hain

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

^ mujhe yaad aayaa k:

Khareedaar: qasam khaao k doodh meN paanii nahiiN milaayaa hai?
Doodhwaalaa: Raam Kasam Maalik, doodh meN paanii nahiiN milaayaa
Khareedaar: to phir kia paanii meN doodh milaayaa hai?
**Doodhwaalaa: ab baar baar to maiN kasam nahiiN khaauuNgaa! **

@kaka_in_usa

Another one,

Grahak doodhwale se: Aaj doodh itni der se kyo laye ho.
Doodhwala: Kya kare sahab aaj nal/paani der se aya tha.

[KKF]

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ek aur doodhwaale par joke yaad aayaa:

Begam saaHiba: aaj phir tum der se doodh le kar aaye ho? yeh aaj kiuN der huii?
**Doodh waalaa: **mem saab, aaj munsipalty ke nalke meN paanii der se aayaa is liye der h0 gaii!

[lethal_kamikaze]

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I remember this (its in punjabi but i’ll post in urdu)

Khareedar: Oye dhoodh waly: Aaj phir to ne doodh mein pani milaya?
Doodh wala: Nahi ji mein ne to doodh mein bilkul bhi pani nahi milaya :no:
Khareedar: Phir Pani mein dhoodh milaya hoga?
Doodh Wala: Nahi janab pani mein bhi dhoodh nahi milaya :no:
Khareedar: To phir doodh kiyon Patla hy?
Doodh Wala: Woh jo Janwaar ko garmi lagti hy na to woh buhat ziyada paani pe jaati hy or woh sara pani khud hi doodh mein mix ho jatay hy

[KKF]

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@lethal_kamikaze

I remember this (its in punjabi but i’ll post in urdu)

Khareedar: Oye dhoodh waly: Aaj phir to ne doodh mein pani milaya?
Doodh wala: Nahi ji mein ne to doodh mein bilkul bhi pani nahi milaya :no:
Khareedar: Phir Pani mein dhoodh milaya hoga?
Doodh Wala: Nahi janab pani mein bhi dhoodh nahi milaya :no:
Khareedar: To phir doodh kiyon Patla hy?
Doodh Wala: Woh jo Janwaar ko garmi lagti hy na to woh buhat ziyada paani pe jaati hy or woh sara pani khud hi doodh mein mix ho jatay hy

haha…

ab zamaana badal gayaa hai…doodhwaale hoshiyaar ho gaye haiN is liye Khareedaar poochhne lagaa hai k: “doodh-waale, aaj synthetic paint kitne paanii meN milaayaa hai?”

[lethal_kamikaze]

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lolz code words

[kaka_in_usa]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

ek aur doodhwaale par joke yaad aayaa:

Begam saaHiba: aaj phir tum der se doodh le kar aaye ho? yeh aaj kiuN der huii?
**Doodh waalaa: **mem saab, aaj munsipalty ke nalke meN paanii der se aayaa is liye der h0 gaii!

You stole my joke

[KKF]

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@kaka_in_usa

You stole my joke

abhii koii laRkii churaatii to itnaa na buraa maante…haN?

[kaka_in_usa]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

abhii koii laRkii churaatii to itnaa na buraa maante…haN?

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