This is an appeal to the self proclaimed elite and supposed westernized people of Pakistan.
Just two words…“QUIT IT”
explanation? Okay, lets start.
What is wrong with our language? Besides the fact that if you are not used to writing in it, you may feel an early onset of carpal tunnel syndrome. But that has more to do with one’s one laziness and lack of practice.
Urdu is a beautiful language. It has a massive vocabulary adopted from Persian, Arabic, Sanskrit , Turkish etc. Now I am not a linguist in the least but, I do know that there are many items for which there are no urdu words and if there are, no one really knows them, so the English words were adopted like engine and ummm radio etc etc. Hey, I am okay with that as long as we dont have to make corny words up like hindi-purists did in india with phak-phak ada = train station ( ya think I jest?..moi 100% serious amigos).
Now this brings us to the usage of urdu. Or rather… lack thereof
Scenario#1; You are born in the UK, Canada, USA etc etc, your folks did a lousy job of teaching you urdu and consequently, you cant read or write and cant speak much, what you do speak..its tainted with a heavy accent which reminds me of the standard indian movie western villain with the name “Robert” or “Zibisco”. But that is still agreeable…situation caused by circumstances beyond and individual’s own control. Now one can take the personal initiative to learn the language later on in life, and I know of some who have done it. But if you dont, you dont.. the fact that yer urdu kinda stinks now is for teh same reason as why the english of most recent imports from pakistan stinks.. lack of exposure and practice etc etc. But really, That is not teh group I wonder about.
Scenario#2: You grew up in the middle east…hmmmmm question is, why is your urdu bad and hopping along with a “western” accent. If we take into account the same criteria as discussed in the previous example..should you not be speaking urdu with an arabic accent and mixing arabic words like “Ya Habeebi, Ateeni aik panni ka glass, shukran”. Its my impression that desis growing up in middleeast feel like expatriates of teh second degree compared to those in europe and North america ( and australia perhaps) ..thus trying to be all western…but folks.. you are spotted a mile away J Those Hara Jeans have got to go, and the whole nike and reebok heyday is gone, so quit dressing like an extra from “footloose” and chill. On a positive side though, most of these folks are in another country and with limited opportunities to use urdu on an everyday basis since they are in international schools most of the times. Again parents fault and all…but its slightly ummmm dodgy shall we say.
Scenario#3: yer rear went out of Pakistan 3 times to see your Uncle Afzal in UK and BaraBing Baraboom…all of a sudden you have been transformed to a major..“wannabe” big time. Now this type of person speaks urdu with such pain that you wonder if they are having a stroke" Mummmeeeeee Humm ko Steak Khana hay, I dont want to eat nihaaaareee" YO!!! Grow up babe, you are only like 23..sheesh quit yer whining. What is with that steeeeeewpid accent, no one buys it, and no..I will not think for an instance that you are from abroad… in some cases maybe..until I hear ya talk. And for the last time..NO I did not see the new video of backstreet boys and no I do not keep up with every sitcom.
So people mentioned in scenario #2. We will address your concerns in some later posting. I am wondering about the group mentioned in scenario#3. Everytime I go to Pakistan, someone has to try to inform me how mod they are since they went to this private dance party where all different alcoholic beverages were being served. Oh and they can help you you want some pot. Whoooooooo Peeeeeeeee. Friggin highschool and college sophomore year all over again. Err no thanks, and ummmm GROW UP!!!
Then off course you have to know every single episode of melrose place. “hey did you see teh one with. Blah blah blah blah..” ummmmmm NO!! Shooo Scram Beat it. Wastin yer own life id oki just dunn waste mah time with this insane chit chat about things that dont mean jack.
I dunno what everyone else’s views are on this, but I am fairly certain that I will deck someone next time I am in Pakistan if they ask me about Madonna’s new album.
In the end, all I hafta say is..urdu likhye, urdu parrhiye, urdu boliyey… Thank You
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On another note, I was driving in Karachi..and I saw something its called the “urdu dictionary board” and it says so in english, which is kewl, but also in urdu it says “urdu dictionary board” using urdu alphabet. Lamers…it should be “idara-e-lughat-e-urdu” if a peasant like yers truly knows that, why cant ya pompous urdu linguists inside that building know J
sigh Its a Monday.