A desi friend of mine is getting married and all he and his family are worried about is whether or not the restaurant they will cater from serves halal chicken or not. The wedding is only days away and some relatives have shown concern over the halality of food. Now, instead of planning his honeymoon this poor asshole is trying to negotiate with the restaurant how he can be present when they slaughter the chickens. He wants to make sure all is halal.
Kuch relatives kitnay non-halalee hotay hain, hain na?
I cannot stand them either. So bloody rock hard and impossible to eat. Dil chahta hei denay walay ke sarr par maaroon.
Tell your friend to give all his relatives $30.00 gift coupons to some halaal restaurant. Thats probably how much he will spend per head anyway. Why didn;t he just get the catering done from some desi place that his relatives find acceptable and halaal anyway.
Miss aql-e-qul, it is a desi restaurant with a slight doubt over it’s meat origin. I think the relatives are just giving him a hard time for marrying outside of family.
What’s so unhalalalee about choo-haaray wala doodh?