Desi Breakup Lines

  • sorry babe: mera amreeka ka visa lag gya hai. I am leaving.

  • Ammy meri shaadi cousin se ker rahi hayn. For you I can fight with anyone but not with her and her sandal

  • I support MQM. Do you still want me?

  • Rishta auntie kyun aayeen theen tumhare ghur babe? We are SO over!

Credit for the thread: Twitter Trend

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Quite a thread for PA. =p

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:hmmm:

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I was supposed to open it in All views :smack:

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lol, I thought so…

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tumhari roti gol nahin hai.. chal hatt..

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Its u, not me, Oh sorry, i mean It’s not you…it’s me…well ok..it is you.

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*me tumse shadi kerleta magar meri behen ke wattay sattay ka problem hay!

*zamino ka masla hay, abbu chahtay hain zameenain khaandan main hi rahain!

*tum mere sath ghoom sakti ho to kisi ke sath bhi ghoom sakti ho!

*main apni maa ka dil nahin torr sakta!

*kash main tumharay laaeq hota, tumhe aur achhay larkay mil jayengay, main bohat bura hun!#

:hehe:

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Lolz @ watte satte ki prob

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:hehe:

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  • Is se pehlay ke we reach first base, gunnah kernay se bach jatay hain

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Mummy ne bola ke biryani mein namak kam tha

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Tum chai achi nahi banati

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Mere Abba Ko Tumhare Abba Pasand Nahin Aaye

…It’s not you, .., it’s my ammi.

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Meri Ammi Ko Daaktar Bahu Chahiye

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we dont marry outside the family/cast :frowning:

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Tumhaara Ek Mangni Toot Chuki hai.

Tumhari BaRi Behan Ko Talaq Hui Thi. Ghar Bethi Hai.

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Meri ami ko gori bahu chahea tumhara rang thorra kam hai.

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Aur rang de Basanthi.