Desi Breakup Lines

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cmon men cmon… come outta ur shells… write down the excuses you make… :x2:

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Tum Queen Jaisa Gana Nahin Ga Saktin

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phoundation gori…

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Begum, meri nokri khatam ho gai

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LOL!
:hehe:

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LOL. good ones.. keep em coming ppl.

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:cb:

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tumhare ghur mayn generator ya ups nahi hai

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  • Ummi’s got a shortfall in her upcoming committee (read as Kumaytee), can I borrow some from you?
  • I am told I was engaged to my cousin in infancy.
  • Joint family or no can do!
  • Ummi had vowed that she’d give up her son for _____ (*add some shrine)!

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like azizi says “chalo doro”

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tumhari behen ko dekh kay “mashallah” kay siva “inshallah” keh diya tha. :frowning:

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tumhayn tu paratha banana bhi nahi aata. lets break up.

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hahahaha :smiley:

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oh, hum dono ki caste same nahi hai. I never thought this would be an issue but my family is big on it.

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:hehe:

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I dislike your username

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I love you lekin tum bohat moti ho chuki ho, meri ammi ko bahu chahiye bhains nahi :frowning:

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because you cant afford to buy bunto’s dress:snooty:

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Larki: Main Salma Nahin,…Salman Paida Hui Thi.

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*sahi bataon to main abhi bachha hun!

*karlenge shadi, itni jaldi kiya hay…

*bas paanch saal aur wait karlo, main kuch ban jaaon!

*main tumse shadi nahin kersakta…erm…bas, wajah nahin bata sakta… plz wajha mat poochna… main aur toot jaonga :omg:

*meri ammi ne tumharay letters parhliye!