Okay…NEW FEATURE.
I am gonna post a problem that someone asked dear abby. YOU will be Abby and give advise.
FOR IT TO WORK EFFECTIVELY YOU CANNOT google WHAT ABBY WROTE!!! I WILL POST WHAT ABBY wrote AFTER 24 hours- then we will discuss if abby is right. Capeesh?
Freddy Vs. Ramon
DEAR ABBY: I am so confused. I can’t decide with whom I should spend the rest of my life. My ex-fiance, “Ramon,” is in jail. Ramon was a drug addict and is responsible for my bankruptcy. He swears he will be a changed man when he is released. There’s also my ex-husband, “Fred.” We were married for 10 years. He’s the father of my two daughters. Fred swears on a stack of Bibles that he, too, has changed. Both of them want me back.
Ramon is still very demanding, jealous and accuses me of cheating. Believe me, I’ve had plenty of opportunities, but I haven’t acted on any of them.
Fred has remarried, but says he will dump his wife to marry me. Fred hit me a couple of times while we were together – but truth be told, he is more of a mouse than a man.
What should I do? I can’t go to my family. They hate Ramon and Fred, but I love them both. – WILLING TO TRUST AGAIN IN TULSA
Dear willing you need to buy a chastity belt and swear to remain celibate for rest of your life and join Sister of Johan of Arc Chappel . You are losers magnet so stay away from men.
Liar!!! If she’s really had the opportunities, she wont be wondering which of the lesser two devils to stay with. My advice for Willing to Trust in Tulsa, is to move out of her redneck of the woods and look for better options.
Hmmmmmm, WHO SHOULD SHE MARRY?NOW THAT IS ONE TOUGH QUESTION. AND WHEN I CAN"T DECIDE BETWEEN THINGS, I TURN TO THE TRIED AND TESTED TRADITIONAL METHOD OF:
Eeeny meeny miney mo. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let it go. Eeeny meeny miney mo. My mother said that you are not it!
On a more serious note, the person in question should just move on with her life WITHOUT either of those two men. People don't change easily. Bad habits die hard. Even Allah won't change your condition unless you change yourself. And the options don't sound appealing at all. Ramon was a druggie, robbed her of money, is chillin in prison, and** promises to change** while he continues to be a control-freak with trust issues. Yeah, the potential change to become a halfway decent man let alone an angel is HIGHLY PROMISING in RAMON (NOT!!!!)
Moving on to Fred who is really a "mouse that likes to hit" and vows that he has become a changed man for that BETTER. I mean he has become such a good man that he's willing to dump his wife for the questioner. Well, if Fred can dump the current Wilma, then what guarantee is there that he won't dump you in the future as well.....after hitting you again like a mouse? What wonderful progress Fred has made. He makes Fred Flintstsone seem more intelligent and Freddy Kreueger will change before this guy ever does!
And it's no wonder the girl can't go back to her family, as they probably think she's beyond hope if she's asking such a question. Perhaps she has a history of childhood abuse and therefore only goes after men who are abusive. Sad!
Dear Abby's Answer:
DEAR WILLING: You have batted zero in the ballgame of love -- because you've been playing in the minor leagues. Ramon and Fred are your exes for good reasons. If I were you, I'd explore a third option. However, before doing so, I'd take a break from men for a while.
Tomorrow I'll put up A BETTER ONE. This one was sort of easy.
you all are hilarious! better then abby landers!!!
