Re: dealing with others
You make everything so dirty.
Men like catfights because:
a. High pitched screaming and shouting remind us of a bloody & vicious dog fight. Boooyaaaaaaa!
b. Unlike men's fights, women's fight last a long time. Women have more stamina then men and their light slapping and hair pulling can last far longer than a duking contest between men.
c. Original and extremely imaginative cussing. From facial features resembling male genitilia to prayers of cervical cancer for the opponent, the dialogue is second to none.
d. Last but not least, departing speeches from the victors and vanguished tend to be original and from the heart. Victor and her friends, waving her arms and hands in the air, to & fro, remind the vanquished of their noble upbringing, family wealth, and invincibilty (and sometimes a whole gang of uncles, brothers and cousins who'd beat up the uncles, brother and cousins of the losing side) where as vanquished with tears in her eyes, choking on emotions raising hue & cry to the heavens and praying to the lord for justice. Such drama.
May allah miaN bless all these women and their catty nature. Ameen sum Ameen.