Maybe guys have run into creepy aunties as well.
These are your 50+ old variety (close to your parents’ age).
I ran into one this past weekend. Usually I ignore this uncle and his “chachori” comments, but this time he kept on repeating how good I looked. He repeated himself at least 3 times and went on to say how with my glasses on I looked like a dadi amma but without my glasses I look my age. Argh! the nerve!
He was doing my “tareef” in front of his wife but I don’t know why he just really creeped me out this time 
I run into these types of uncles at least once a year and it is the grossest feeling in the world to see their eyes on you. Usually I just try to forget about them, but it is tough 
Have you guys experienced any creepy uncles or aunties (for guys)?
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bibi jee, uncles have needs & desires too.
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Yuck. U feel like kicking them right where it hurts only ur foot is worth so much better!
This girl I know, very shareef, naik namaazi type girl. She got hit on by a budha, ghatya, qabr mein paaon type uncle. He came to her work to give her some aab-e-zamzam and khajoor since he had some back from umrah or hajj or something. So he asks her to come out in the lobby since he is short of time. Least suspecting anything she went down and he sort of put his hand on her head like elders usually do then he puts his arm around her shoulder and she still doesn;t quite get it but is a little confused. So she thanked him and was going back up again and he goes wait let me hug u again! She blew it then. She threw his stuff back at him and yelled at him and riushed back to her office. Poor thing was frightened out of her mind. The bud-duas that followed were severe ofcourse, cursing him and hoping he would drop dead. And guess what :D he did drop dead. He slept the following night and died in his sleep. Dirty basturd. Serves him right.
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Did he die with a smile on his face?
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wow. could it be that he actually did not have anything perverted in mind while hugging?
i dunno in this case it gets kinda hard for me to decide.
femme-he actually died? dayummmmmmmm!
with the tareef thingy...whats the big deal? just say thanku each time he compliments u and then walk away. maybe he is being sincere who knows? does he do that to every other "younger" woman or is it just u.
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yuck, served him right FF.
i hate when men my father's age do things like that. khuda ka khauf nahien hota in budho ko.
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FF, Was she really fat? I mean really really fat?
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Where is Uncle Verizon when you need him.
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What the hell r u on about PD? and she never went to see the dead man so I don't know about the smile part.
Dunno Shweetdeamz. Usually when someone is being creepy one can tell. What the heck does 'aaein mein aapko dobaara se hug kar loon' mean? besides he would have bothered to clarify himself when she threw his stuff back at him. Dunno.
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I mean if she is really fat then why would she get so upset. Not like men ar beating down the door to hug her. She could think of it as a mutual benefit.
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no she isn't. not even close. and thats pretty lame reasoning.
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I myself usually chase young girls... :)
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what do you have against fat people? 
Anyway, I used to think when I was young that one my dad’s friend’s wife had a crush on me. I later found out what a lazy eye is.
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A creepy unlce and an uptight desi chick, although a norm, could be quite a disturbing sight.
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^Throw in a fat, lazy-eyed jeaolus auntie, and you have got yourself a hindi movie.
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Femme, shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp 
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I find it cute when older uncles are not scared to compliment you in public, in the non-perverted way ofcourse.
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kesi quick-fix bad-dua thi. Didn’t even take a day. Does this power come from being namaazi and all? Probably the old man somehow knew that it was his last day and was just trying to make amends for the past mistakes or regrets. Weird either way.
Just yesterday I was trying to make ammi understand that bad-duas don’t work, since why in the world would god destroy the life of one person based on a sifarish made by another.
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personal to pehlay aap hui theiN, maira to reactionary tha.