Cow-ka-Cola - India to launch cow urine drink

slaveof_Allah · February 15, 2009, 11:20pm

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India’s Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called “gau jal”, or “cow water” – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched “very soon, maybe by the end of this year”.
“Don’t worry, it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too,” he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. “Its USP will be that it’s going to be very healthy. It won’t be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins.”

India to launch cow urine as soft drink - Times Online

What will these extremists come up with next?

TLK · February 15, 2009, 11:35pm

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"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too,"
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I am gonna be worried as I have no idea what actual urine tastes like, so how would I be verifying their claim .. :D

queer · February 16, 2009, 12:24am

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faith truly is blind. and odorless.

Sheroz · February 16, 2009, 12:32am

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hareem01 · February 16, 2009, 12:52am

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hahahahaha

Fbi786 · February 16, 2009, 12:53am

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ewwwwwwwwwww

abdelyuuki · February 16, 2009, 1:21am

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Pretty good business venture in my opinion, taking advantage of the large illiterate Hindu population. I'm surprised no one else had done it yet.

Niksik · February 16, 2009, 1:51am

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. And what's the point of drinking urine when it's going to become urine anyway? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Med911 · February 16, 2009, 2:26am

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Who cares...

Arleitter · February 16, 2009, 6:30am

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Drinking urine is not a bad thing.Our former prime minister Mr.Morarji Desai used to drink his own urine.Besides,I have heared that urine is a good healer for some skin problems.

aam_bandha · February 16, 2009, 6:59am

You should try the real Mccoy … it is verified …

Arleitter · February 16, 2009, 6:59am

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lOL @TLK bollywood remark.

hollowman · February 16, 2009, 7:44am

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after that they will surely have Bacardi blast

Arleitter · February 16, 2009, 7:47am

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^ hahahahhahahahaha...............................

Med911 · February 16, 2009, 7:54am

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You guys shouldnt be mocking anyones relgion... Its not as though Muslims have nothing to be mocked for.

Cheegum · February 16, 2009, 8:06am

I agree. Faith truly maybe blind and odourless, but it is their faith. Leave them to it.

SindSagar · February 23, 2009, 8:04pm

All kidding aside hollowman…which has more value Cows Milk or Urine?

the reason I ask is for cross border trade establishment…India and Pakistan can have an exchange!

mercenary2k · February 23, 2009, 9:17pm

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this is freaking disgusting.........

Cheegum · February 23, 2009, 11:26pm

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^ So is self mutilation- especially in the name of religion. Yet we allow that to happen in Pakistan every moharram.

Nalaik_Phaanda · February 24, 2009, 12:28am

You mean we collect urine from our cows and export them to India ?