Here are 10 corny jokes, so corny that you feel like laughing at the person who said the joke rather than the joke itself.
Here they are:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “That’s because I’ve cut off your arms!”
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “Dam!”
Where will a pizza move into? Pizza Hut!
Lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Drunk walks up and says, "What are you doing in here with that pig?’ Lady replies, “Sir, I’ll have you let you know that is a duck!” “I was talking to the duck.” the drunk replies.
Why do they build fences around graveyards? Because everyone’s dying to get in!
Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts.
What do you call nuts hanging on your wall? Walnuts
Two goldfish in a tank…one turns to the other and says…“do you know how to drive this thing?”
Can you keep the chain going? Post your own corn below!
