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thanx God u dont know my name .. otherwise u would have rhymed my name there as well :D
I guess it is dude-waali.:D
Ek dude-waali ne doosri dude-waali se kya kahaa?
Bata tujhe kaun sa dude pasand hai?:D
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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer!
What monster plays pranks on haloween?
Prankistien!!!
There was a boy who needed the toilet.
his teacher said say the alphabet.
He said abcdefghijklmno qrstuvwxyz.
His teacher said where has the p gone?
He said down my trousers.
Why did the monster eat the light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack!
what do you call a boy who never said "why"?
Bo!
there where two fish swimming in the sea and suddenly a rock hit them.
they got pressed to a big rock.
one of the fish said DAMN.
Do you get it?
Dam(i dont kno how to spell) as in rawal pindi dam
or DAMN as in swearing type word.
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Knock knock
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Exactly.
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what do u call a butter with wings?
a butterfly!
what goes oh oh oh?
santa walking backwards!
what do you call a sleeping bull?
a bulldozer!
what has a bottom on its top?
your leg!
how can u tell a clock is hungry?
it goes back for seconds!
where did the spaghetti go to dance?
at the meat ball!
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
A woolly jumper.