Re: Corny Joke Contest
A beggar asks a man in car at a traffic light for a few Rupees.
The man says, 'If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?'
The beggar says, 'No, I dont drink'.
The man asks, 'Will you gamble it away?'
The beggar says 'No, I dont gamble'.
Then the man asks, 'Then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?'