Cool One liners

[Aliyish]

Re: Cool One liners

@adrasteia

I invented this last night after being hit with one of the most boring pickup lines.

Wannabe: Hey, Sweety whats your name?

Me: Why do you work for the census

Hey, I saw you in TV, how beautiful you are! how smart you are! how nice you are!, but i don’t know why you are coming only on ‘Animal Planet’