Cool One liners

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u have a face only a mother can love

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I invented this last night after being hit with one of the most boring pickup lines.

Wannabe: Hey, Sweety whats your name?

Me: Why do you work for the census :chai:

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Hey, I saw you in TV, how beautiful you are! how smart you are! how nice you are!, but i don’t know why you are coming only on ‘Animal Planet’ :omg:

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sab se cool to hoga..

“hawa aanay de”

aaj kal ki hawa se zada aur kia cool hona hai :halo:

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aap ne aana kion chhor dia aliyish :chai:

humain abb animal planet buhat soona soona lagay re.. :blush: