Constant Nagging

My gwad! I feel for you. Hehe! If you take Dad's side, she will nag you more and if you take her side, your Dad might get hurt.

Maybe your Dad uses guest room toilet b/c it gets cleaned more often! Or maybe because the loo-roll is softer!

Tell wife to cook same meal for her FIL and husband. (As your Dad obviously likes the meals cooked for you better!)

Get your Dad his own TV in his room, so wife doesn't get bothered that she is missing late night Oprah. Lol.