Conspiracy Theories

[TLK]

1. Things could still get a lot worse for Pakistan. Bush limited himself to airstrikes in FATA along the Afghan border. I wouldn't be surprised if Obama ordered covert attacks on targets in the interior of Pakistan...including the urban centers. It is an undeniable fact that Obama has historically been more hawkish towards Pakistan than just about any other candidate this time around. .

O boy, this CAFE thread is turning into a WA thread .. we should lighten up the mood here ..

but in your reply, I think that Obama used that statememnt as a card to gain instant popularity earlier in in-party candidacy elections.. he mellowed down on it later on and in fact explained what he meant by that in his 2nd debate against McCain

[EcoShan]

In 2000 USA elections, Pakistani Muslims did not support Al Gore for one main reason; they said that his Vice President running mate Joe Lieberman is a Jew and if Al Gore becomes the president, they will assassinate him so Lieberman would become the president and that would be a disaster for the Muslim world.

Bush became the president and only in Iraq, about 1 million people died, majority of them were Muslims.

Now the same idiots were asking, not to support Obama cause he is going to invade Pakistan.

Please share your conspiracy theories of any kind, be it political, religious, or scientific.

Mine is this …

All this economic meltdown happened so Muslim investors sell their stocks at cheap prices out of panic and Jewish buy them at peanut’s rates that will move all the control of wealth into their hands.

People, people, remember that this is CAFÉ; no theory would be a stupid theory. Please share yours.

I dont have any of my own conspiracy theory but wat according my opinion doesn matter who the president is, the foriegn policy is gona be the same, there wont be much difference. Democrats who are supposedly against the war in Iraq dont remember that it was bill clinton who started sending his planes in to the "no fly zone" so everything they do is preplaned and doesn matter they are democrats and republicans, when it comes to forieng policy they all are same. and now coming to Obama attaking pakistan, he said that he is not gona support any dictatorship in pakistan ever, if he has to pay aid to pakistan he will prefer a democratic pakistan, and if pakistan take any action in the tribal areas itself only then america will attack em.

and now the economy part that it was already planed to make muslims sell the stocks cheap so that jews could buy em cheaper.

well it happened totally opposite, jews lost money and muslims are taking advantage of it. Most of the big banks in USA were founded by jews after the world war when jews migrated from germany cuz of hitler. and those banks are going bankrupts, losing their values, and merging with eachother cuz they cant survive alone, and there are alot of jews CEO's and directors of those banks. For example Lehman brothers was founded by 3 brothers who migrated from Germany and their name was Lehman, and now it went bankrupt. Fennie Freddie lost their value, last time i followed em, there share was .98 cents i believe, and now europe and USA are turning towards Muslim countries to help, First American high official went to dubai and other arab countries to BEG em to bring some liquidity in the markets, and now last week Gordon brown of UK went to Dubai and Saudi Arabia to BEG em to bring liquidy.

[Mirch]

Re: Conspiracy Theories

A few days before elections an unkil was saying " Obama is a Muslim , he will declare that once he is in the White House . And that will make lots of people become Muslim."
And I was looking at that parha likha jahil thinking WTH.

[SheeN]

@Mirch

A few days before elections an unkil was saying " Obama is a Muslim , he will declare that once he is in the White House . And that will make lots of people become Muslim."
And I was looking at that parha likha jahil thinking WTH.

[Monk]

Re: Conspiracy Theories

iodine-izd salt was launched in pakistan to do birth control.

[sweetpoison]

@Mirch

A few days before elections an unkil was saying " Obama is a Muslim , he will declare that once he is in the White House . And that will make lots of people become Muslim."
And I was looking at that parha likha jahil thinking WTH.

thats soo funny

My theory(i just made that up): Obama is going to take off his mask AND BAMM!!! it’s Osama with that everything will end.:hinna:

[Bushra]

@PunchingMonk

iodine-izd salt was launched in pakistan to do birth control.

[brother_quraysh]

@teggy

My theory:

America will continue to spend its money and exhaust its economy in the mindset of paranoia, Osama will not be captured. Chinese and Middle-Eastern billionaires will own a chunk of American enterprise (ports, banks, company, etc..). America will be left with policies imposed by others, for the benefit of the others while American people suffer at the hands of their friends (read foes), and leaders. Desperation will lead to a final war between the dying Capitalism and the rising Islamic socio-economic system. Friends and foes will be separated. Middle-East will be freed of foreign occupation as a result of the war(s) and a new caliphate will arise.

Most of this is not just theory ofcourse, but a belief.

good theory

[Submission_To_Peace]

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My Theory

As O*bama's father married many times, it would be revealed to the world that Osama is a lost brother of Obama. And then it would be revealed to the world that their third lost brother Og*ama is the head of all the the Jewish Mafias. The three popular (so called) representatives of the three major religions would shake hands to rule the whole world together.

Joking (As if you didn't guess it yourself)

[Bushra]

@Submission_To_Peace

My Theory

As Obama’s father married many times, it would be revealed to the world that Osama is a lost brother of Obama. And then it would be revealed to the world that their third lost brother Ogama is the head of all the the Jewish Mafias. The three popular (so called) representatives of the three major religions would shake hands to rule the whole world together.

[teggy]

@Submission_To_Peace

My Theory

As Obama’s father married many times, it would be revealed to the world that Osama is a lost brother of Obama. And then it would be revealed to the world that their third lost brother Ogama is the head of all the the Jewish Mafias. The three popular (so called) representatives of the three major religions would shake hands to rule the whole world together.

Joking (As if you didn’t guess it yourself)

[Crescent]

It doesn't matter who the president is, even if the president is some so-called Muslim, he will be taking orders from the big dogs. He will do what has been planned by the congress many years ago. He will work for his corporate sponsors who have spend millions and millions on getting him ready for presidency.

So Obama or McCan, they are all the same. The president will be a good boy for the first hundred days, then he'll reveal his true self. If he seeks 2nd term, he'll be a good boy again during the 4th year so that stupid public remembers only the good things about him and re-elects him for the 2nd term.

American history follows the same cycle. This can't be more true! Well said.

[CE]

@Submission_To_Peace

My Theory

As Obama’s father married many times, it would be revealed to the world that Osama is a lost brother of Obama. And then it would be revealed to the world that their third lost brother Ogama is the head of all the the Jewish Mafias. The three popular (so called) representatives of the three major religions would shake hands to rule the whole world together.

[stupidbutsweet]

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[D_rkNgt]

@stupidbutsweet

copy cat meri chai tum b

[Lafanter]

My theory:

America will continue to spend its money and exhaust its economy in the mindset of paranoia, Osama will not be captured. Chinese and Middle-Eastern billionaires will own a chunk of American enterprise (ports, banks, company, etc..). America will be left with policies imposed by others, for the benefit of the others while American people suffer at the hands of their friends (read foes), and leaders. Desperation will lead to a final war between the dying Capitalism and the rising Islamic socio-economic system. Friends and foes will be separated. Middle-East will be freed of foreign occupation as a result of the war(s) and a new caliphate will arise.

Most of this is not just theory ofcourse, but a belief.

i buy your belief mate

[stupidbutsweet]

@D_rkNgt

copy cat meri chai tum b

tumharii chai nahi jee main apni bbanwayii hay