Conspiracy Theories

In 2000 USA elections, Pakistani Muslims did not support Al Gore for one main reason; they said that his Vice President running mate Joe Lieberman is a Jew and if Al Gore becomes the president, they will assassinate him so Lieberman would become the president and that would be a disaster for the Muslim world.

Bush became the president and only in Iraq, about 1 million people died, majority of them were Muslims.

Now the same idiots were asking, not to support Obama cause he is going to invade Pakistan.

Please share your conspiracy theories of any kind, be it political, religious, or scientific.

Mine is this …

All this economic meltdown happened so Muslim investors sell their stocks at cheap prices out of panic and Jewish buy them at peanut’s rates that will move all the control of wealth into their hands.

People, people, remember that this is CAFÉ; no theory would be a stupid theory. Please share yours.

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i confirm that i have heard some moti aunties proclaim that “hey who knows obama might end up converting” or “hey ena we kala nai, bus biwi we kali ey :@: or chitti hotey to bachey to chittay hotey”

hum sarey to blonde hair blue eyes, white as paper hain na :slight_smile:

i dont know if this fits, but i hate aunties:(

Tum kin kin aunties se milti ho jo aisi batein kerti hain :smack:

interesting theory. i think il go with the jews and buy the cheap stocks too.

Thoray se paison ke liye eemaan baich diyaa :lifey:

if the muslims had eemaan they wouldnt invest in stocks in the first place TLK mammu

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Investing in stocks is haraam :eek:

why did not you tell me that earlier :smack:

lol i only relized too.. and i opened up a thread about it:smack:

LOL. :omg:

Mine is: Obama is funded by the Jews - that’s how he was able to raise so much money for his campaign.

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It doesn't matter who the president is, even if the president is some so-called Muslim, he will be taking orders from the big dogs. He will do what has been planned by the congress many years ago. He will work for his corporate sponsors who have spend millions and millions on getting him ready for presidency.

So Obama or McCan, they are all the same. The president will be a good boy for the first hundred days, then he'll reveal his true self. If he seeks 2nd term, he'll be a good boy again during the 4th year so that stupid public remembers only the good things about him and re-elects him for the 2nd term.

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My theory:

America will continue to spend its money and exhaust its economy in the mindset of paranoia, Osama will not be captured. Chinese and Middle-Eastern billionaires will own a chunk of American enterprise (ports, banks, company, etc..). America will be left with policies imposed by others, for the benefit of the others while American people suffer at the hands of their friends (read foes), and leaders. Desperation will lead to a final war between the dying Capitalism and the rising Islamic socio-economic system. Friends and foes will be separated. Middle-East will be freed of foreign occupation as a result of the war(s) and a new caliphate will arise.

Most of this is not just theory ofcourse, but a belief.

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Shikra, is this your conspiracy theory :konfused:

That’s for me to know and for you to find out :smiley:

are you serious ..

where is that thread?

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My Weird theory is the world is slowly being taken over by Mixed raced people

  1. Halle berry
  2. Lewis Hamilton
  3. Obama

It's not really a conspiracy theory when the man has repeatedly made it clear that he has always/continues to support military strikes against Pakistan, and makes it the cornerstone of his 'war on terror' policy.

Or it could just be the millions in untraceable (and likely illegal) internet donations.

Who needs conspiracy theories when the man in question is so shady behind all the media hype.

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/all-views/300792-stock-shares-dummies.html

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^^ Ghaddar Californian .. tumhaari baat sun ke maa badolat ko bohut dukh hu'aa ..:ASA:

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the man has repeatedly made it clear that he has always/continues to support military strikes against Pakistan

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So he said it and Bush never said it, but is Bush not doing that all the times? Is not it better to know someone's intentions clearly vs someone saying that we are friends and keep stabing you at the back

Colorful .. I went through your thread but could not see the reference about investing is haraam

  1. Did I ever claim to support Bush/the Republicans or their Pakistan policy? For the record, I'm not a disgruntled McCain supporter...I was thoroughly unimpressed with both candidates.

  2. Things could still get a lot worse for Pakistan. Bush limited himself to airstrikes in FATA along the Afghan border. I wouldn't be surprised if Obama ordered covert attacks on targets in the interior of Pakistan...including the urban centers. It is an undeniable fact that Obama has historically been more hawkish towards Pakistan than just about any other candidate this time around.

  3. As far as your last statement is concerned...I agree entirely...be wary of Obama and his upfront aggression. My issue is with the people running around celebrating as if the greatest event in history just took place.

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Here's a conspiracy theory all too familiar:

Obama will bring change by working with the people for the people....LOL