Blimey! As an ex Englishman, you’ve certainly ‘cracked’ the American lingo very well, ol’ chap! One is amused!
Okay, I admit, some of the things that you mentioned are easy to do. I particularly like the idea of getting rubber mats which would be easy to rinse and dry. And I absolutely love yankee candles, I have them in my bedroom and kitchen!!! Why didn’t I think of getting it for the car?
I notice that they also do proper car fresheners, so I’m definitely giving those a try!!
