Christmas and New year Gifts....

are pouring in … at work I mean :cb:
My nature of job involves a lot of interaction with people outside the company and my day is spent mostly dealing with people across the continent.

So with Christmas and new year around the corner, all the business partners are now visiting with GIFTS - I do get a lot of POKES and REMARKS from colleagues who get phisshed off as I get all the goodies. So I have started sharing stuff :chai: - Some of the stuff is quite pricey.
This keeps the atmosphere friendly at work :stuck_out_tongue:

Today, a guy came in with a bootiful package
“For you, sir”
What the efff is it?
Ahh just something to drink - over the holidays
WHAT???
just Champagne

and I am like … :hayaa:
“Dude - I dont drink”
“You Dont” :konfused: “Why?”
I explained to him :smilestar: -

They know already, but just like to fool around, ar$ewholes :bailan:
Then hez like “Okayyyyy - I 'll just leave them here - but get you something else too - tomorrow” . Yup - for sure, as I have the power and authority to RUIN him

Now I am wondering what to do with those 2 bottles of Champagne, sitting in my office - Maybe give it to the Boss…
Is giving Sharab as present to the boss halal ?? :halo:

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^ whats has been ordained haram is haram for all (muslims and non muslims). better pour it down the sink or something :)

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Peela aadmi advice achi detaa hai.

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^ no no, that was from me :D peela aadmi Eid ki chutiyoN pe gaya hua hai.

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Okay

~:party:~
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^ hehehe, thats cute.

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Thankooo

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:cb:

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drain off those bottles, so one else can drink them.
else pink told you the right teaching

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me knows only me knows , how many bottles , given to me , were left at job for ma fellas .

On a serious note , we shant be buying it for anyone , if ya wana gift them , loads of other stuff is there matey bhoy

and rem Allah says :

O ye who believe! Intoxicants and gambling, (Dedication of) stones, and (divination by) arrows, are an abomination, - of Satan’s handiwork: Eschew such (abomination), that ye may prosper. (5:93)

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yar agar uss ka dil toot gaya tu ? :(

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i got a bottle of wine at a christmas party 3 yrs ago, and i just brought it home to show it to mom and piss her off (in a kidding way) n e ways she gave me a lecture about how “humney kitnee baree ghaltee kar dee tujhay canada laakey” and so on n e ways she kept it and apparently thru it, so n e ways i am getting the whole house renovated so emptied the closet the other day and to my surprise i see the same bottle packed and untouched sitting still in dat gift bag, now i wonder wat i should do wid dat :hehe: :smooth:

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I normally give them gift vouchers from stores like TESCO and Mark and Spencer , then un ki marzi , us say Daruuu peeay kay chocolate kah’aain .

Thats what we call playing safe lalay :)

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Kaun: n e ways I think u shud pour it down the sink :cb:

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:hehe:

me is still thinking if i should gift it to someone :soching:

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^ I think the ayat posted by Aliyish doesn't leave much space for you to think... read post 2 again :)

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so you want all the living things, cockroaches, bugs living waayyyyy down the drain to get drunk and full Tunn :hoonh:

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I cant imagine cockroaches/ bugs etc living down my sink! how can they with all that water and detergent flowing down it all the time… waise bhi, Iv’e never seen any roaches come out of my sink :snooty:

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^ off course you haven’t
yeh sub underworld ki makhlooq hay :smooth:

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un ke bari fiker hai app ko ko :omg:

its cold so no cockroaches, bugs especially in snow :hehe:

besides even if there is then it gonna be diluted and you also dont have to use any macher mar dawa :hehe: