Post the cheesiest message that you have ever received.
I haven’t received any, but below is the friendship request that my wife received from a stranger guy. 
I am not editing his name and number on purpose, in case anybody wants to have some “fun” with this jackass.
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:aq: i think u shud
business man logon ki bhi izzat hoti hai.
koi larki call kare ge to acha lage ga kya?
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this was what i received once
chalo chalo dupatta utaro
kameez bhi
shalwaaar bhi jaldi say utaro
rassi say …basrish hone wale hai:omg:
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha 
Iss tarha k message meri biwi ko milein, ye achi baat nahi. Woh bechaari kia sochey gee k agar thori der intezaar kar liya hota tou textile mill ka maalik mera husband hota, na k ye ghareeb aadmi…these messages can destroy my marriage life :hinna:
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aww to aap phone kar ke baat kar ke dekh lo
shayed ek do factories aap ke naam kar de:phati:
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You mean mein apni biwi ki friendship ko use kar k apna personal faaeda sochoon aur iss ghaleez tareeqey sey taraqqee haasil karoon?
Idea bura nahi hai 
aap phone kartay , ap ki mrs nai
os ko kehtay main ne yeh id logon ko bewakoof bananay ke liye rakha hai
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Fake ID ka mashwara tou zabardast hai 
iss tarha woh aaenda kisi larki ko message nahi karey gaa.
Uss sey bhi acha idea ye hai k mein ussey kahoonga k tum bohat hot ho aur mujhe bohat achey lagtey ho, fraandship karo gey merey saath? 
bechaara darr jaye gaa agar seedha larka hua aur agar ulta larka hua tou MEIN darr jaonga 
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actually a shoulder to know Khuda ki khudai
what the hell does that mean? :D
haan yehi karna
mera shaq yakeen main badal jae ga aap ke bare main:rotfl:
actually a shoulder to know Khuda ki khudai
what the hell does that mean? :D
That's what I'm thinking at the moment...no clue
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^ u here?
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I failed to see “no entry” board outside this thread, that’s why I’m here.
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I just wanted to grab your attention and apologise for my appaling behaviour when we last conversed, i was out of line. I just wanted to say i was sorry and i hope you accept my apology.
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Oh yes that's ok it wasn't a very serious issue.
@ Topic
Few months back, a person in fact a dheet person started sending me cheap poetry and he never forgot to write "i miss you" at the end of the message. In the beginning I ignored and didn't pay any attention, one day I was out of my mind I just called him straight and started yelling at him (lol I still remember his crumbling voice). After that I didn't get any silly text from him ^_^
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cheeeeeeeeeej
something very similar happened to me once… i called the dude aswel and asked him what his damn problem was… he goes ‘i would stop bothering you but the problem is i know ur number by heart’ oh for goodness sake!
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Once this guy just randomly started texting with at the end ‘yours forever’…errr. At first i also didn’t pay attention to him. But then he started calling. Not from one number, no… from **3 **different numbers. One was his, one was his brother’s and one his girl cousin’s… So basically this girl started talkin when i picked up the phone. And she goes, mera cousin tumko bohut pasand karta hai. Usnay tumhari awaaz suni hai and blabla. I was like, woman, are you out of your mind? I was like tell him to leave me alone. But the deeth mitti ka insan kept on going, untill i put my punjabi girl on the phone. After hearing her ‘words of wisdom’, he didnt dare call or text me again.
** I was thinking about the same line ky cry ky bajay khudai ka matlab:hehe:
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Ok ab is jumly ky bary main mutjasis log teen ho giy os bandy ko phone ker ky is ka matlab poch hi liya jaay tu ach ahy:D
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Goodnews....
Woah! Where have youuuuuuu been?