Cheesiness!

Lifestyle Relationships
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Okay so guppans…a decent looking guy approaches you using one of four methods.

What would be your reaction to each of the scenarios listed below:

A) How do you do my little laddoo? :smack:

B) Someone singing “tujhe dekha to ye jana sanammmmm” in the college corridors behind you :o

C) Salaaaaalikummm…mera naam Syed Ahmad Razzaq Farooqi hai…aap mere saat baitke baatein karein naa? (Daant dikhakay smiling) (We need a daaku looking smiley here please)

D) Salaam, Im Bilal…saw you in the library and thought I would say hi. Is this seat taken? :blush:

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E) Asl

Ladoo :omg:

Are you a ladoo? :hmmm:

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I like asl.

A, B, C require that you RUNNNN. Probably not in B, coz then that WOULD be a bollywood movie rewind.

D is acceptable.

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A laddoo is round...I guess they're calling me round then. :(

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For B: I would sing in response while hiding behind the doors

samney yeh kon aaya, dil mein howi hulchul.
Dekh key bus aik pal mein hogaye hum pagal

and wink extensively :D

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Safoora, we want them to STOP the singing dont we? :bummer:

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Reha your mard at your college are weird (not for liking you) but their approaches :eek:

Don’t be stunned, try to have a chat, good for confidence. Though I’d not bother with a) or b)

BUt then again your topic asked for guppans

Exits the thread

:snooty:

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I thought you could fight the cheesiness by being cheesier, no? may be they’d be embarrassed for themselves and stop?

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First 3- walk away... walk far far away!!!
I choose to not even think about the first 3 scenarios... but the fourth one.. he gets points!!!

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A) How are you karayla?

B) Play antakshari :smiley: Then run when you’re done.

C) Walaikum Assalam. Mera naam hai (10 names long). Then sharmao.

D) :blush: No, this seat isn’t taken. And if it is, kick the person’s backpack somewhere else.

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A) Embarrass him. “Where’d you learn your pick-up lines from…a halwaai dukaan??? LOSER!”

B) Tell nearby guys that he’s being a raaaskal (use the lame cut-downs the heroines used in the 80’s and 90’s Bollywood movies). And clap when the guys beat him up. As a prelude to the dhishum dhishum…sing a song of your own. “Maar diya jaaye…k chor diya jaaye…bol teray saath kya salook kiya jaye!”

C) “You lost me at Syed.” YAWN! Knocks out his smiling daant and saunters off into the sunset.

D) He seems the most decent out of the four. If he’s cute…get to know him. If not…walk away and tell him he can have ALL the frickin seats at that table. LOL!

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Ok guys a tip for you . Women never listen what you say , but how you say it . One can start a conversation with any of these 4 scenarios :p

I think the most random sentence that I started conversation with was ''hey today is last day of elections , how dumb is that '' Or to a Chinese girl ''hey are you Japanese ? " :D

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Men, just never use the "I've seen you somewhere line..."

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I always use "Did you fall from Heaven?" Works 100% of the time!

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a) roll eyes and get annoyed
b) look to see who it is, give a friendly laugh, keep walking
c) um, no thank you
d) smile, nope, have a seat

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F) Assalam-u-alaikum, so what time do hoorain like you have to be back in heaven?

:chai:

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^ or an English translation of what you said: 'Hey babe, you've got a nice a*s'

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^ Same time my carriage turns back into a pumpkin and I lose my glass slipper :(

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G) Hi, can you please guide me towards the library, I m kinda lost in your eyes..

H) Did it hurt?.......when you fall from heaven

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Ive seen you somewhere...