^ Gina, he means to say "yu a sassyy... "
^Let me show you to the door..
‘characteristics’ 
but I m dheet
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Gina and Barbie 
Did it hurt?..when you fell from heaven, I meant I was asking the floor whether it hurt or not hacing such a huge thing fall on top of it.
And I can say characterstics…just not properly. 
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'I have no friends. Will you be my best friend please'? Why would i be your best friend dude when people refused to be just ordinary ones?
The line I’ve heard most often from desis here is:
“Hi. Where are u from?”
And just to piss them off, I say I’m from Saudi Arabia (which is true coz I was born there) and they just make this weird face and go “oh.. ok..” and off they go
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Barbie be Jalpari’s friend
So if they didn’t say’ oh ok’ then what would you do 
If they did not say “oh ok” then best line would be
“as salam wa alikum ya soon-to-be ehl-al-qaboor”
^ I got something similar one time, he said something in arabic… and i was like “ermm, I don’t speak arabic”
Dude: “I thought u were from the arab”
Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not being rude, but I really need to get this thing finished, ok?”
stares at her computer screen
and then we were back to “oh.. ok..” .. off he went.
I would:
A - Give this expression: 
and carry on giving it , until the guy walks away 
B- Smile , say " well done " and walk away 
C- Time to do the nakli faint action !
D- Yeah , take my seat , I am just leaving 
I think Namaan is spot on about starting a random small talk and if the girl is interested she will respond werna she will walk off
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I don’t really talk to girls. 
They talk to me
I just look good and wait.
PS: in that process, leave your next place(chair) empty.
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I have seen most decent guys going cheesy/awkward, even ridiculous..to get the berry?
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The funny thing is when all this stuff happened, I was usually too stunned to say much. I had no idea it was legal to be that cheesy. I just stared at them until they stopped babbling at me. Except for the last one…I smiled and he sat down. But then he starts talking and down goes the cute-factor. Working out was a primary interest in case he was summoned for Jihad. 
Shaky, yes I did happen to go to school with some weirdos. 
There was one dude that bought me lunch and then followed me around the library so he could feed it to me. 
Okay, I know its mean to laugh but what am I supposed to do? Sit there while he feeds me nivalay of Burger King’s Big Fish? Ewwww! puke
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^:hehe:
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A word of advice, don’t go a, b, c or d but go for guys who give a glance or smile. A guy doesn’t always need words to communicate. 
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I would giggle at the first and say no problem to the last but be annoyed at the intrusion. Its a library, im not here to pick out a baby-daddy.
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I wouldnt even giggle, i would just stare at them until they left
but then secretly be in love with them. its what i do
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^ Girls and mixed signals
how will i know how much he loves me unless he keeps coming back even after i reject him?