can someone help me to learn punjabi?

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@soosoo

shukrya so much

assi tuhaday khadin haanh!..we are here to serve you!

@soosoo

salaaaaaaaaam

what is translation to punjabi of these words plz :

HOW ?..kiss tarhanh? (Lahori Punjabi)
kenjh or keekurnh (Potohari)

HOW DO U DO THIS ? …ay kiss tarhan karday o!..aye keekurnh karaynay o!

WHY ? kion

WHEN? kaddounh?

WHERE? Kithay?

WHO? Kounrh?

REALLY? hachaa? also means GOOD!

GOOD!.. hachaa!

BAD! …Bhayrra!

QUICKLY! …chayteenh!..tarrikkhaanh!..jaldi (Urdu) is also used.

…AND… Whore

ACCEPT THIS GIFT FROM ME MY BROTHER! ..aye toafah asshaadha qabool karo maindhay bhirra!(Potohari)

ACCEPT THIS GIFT FROM ME MY SISTER! aye toafah asshaadha qabool karo maindhee Bhairnh (Potohari)

ACCEPT THIS GIFT FROM ME MY MUM! Amma Ji! aye toafah peshey khidmat hai! qabool karo! (for elders one should address them with honour)

I WANT … menu chahidah hai!

I WANT TO ASK YOU…mein tusshan koloun puchnah hai?

CAN I ASK YOU?..mein tusshan koloun puch sakna wanh?

I NEED HELP / or PLZ HELP …mayree maddad karo / maddad karo naanh!

and i have a question here :
if we say for : I DONT KNOW = mainu nai patta

so
i know : main patta …Yes / or main jaarnda haanh!

right ?

THANK U PUNJABIS

Please Note that my Lahori friends may have a different flavor in translating some of the terms/words translated into Potohari/Hinko listed above!

assi tuhaday khadim haanh ji!