Aik upon a time, there were three uncles. AQ,Danial Shah n Uncle stalkery (US). They lived together in one apartment. AQ always cooked chicken achar and uncle stalkery always wandered about his moochein and danial loved to hit on his 80 yr old lady on a wheelchair who happened to be his neighbor.
They were havin lunch , which was obviously cooked by AQ, and all of a sudden AQ said, “larkouN mai aaj aik kaam ki baat batata houN” Danial interrupted, " yo don’t dare start ur difficult urdu with me. I aint gettin’ ur tough lingo over here man!" Danny then looks over to US and say, “I got a good joke mang! should I bring it on?” US replied, " does that involve my mooch?" Danial “ofcourse man!” US,“* ok then bring it on!*” AQ quietly watched both of them while they were laughin at their own joke without knowing wat kind a joke it is. AQ then got up and said, " aaj khana bohut mazay ka thaa MashaAllah, kiss nay pakaya hai?" Danial, *" oh that 80 yr old lady next door *:love: "
That all of a sudden they hear knock knock on their door. Danny got up and asked, “who is it?” no reply and then finally he opens a door . . what he sees put him in a shock!!
… danial stood at his door with phatti eyes that all of a sudden US asked, “oyeee kiya qurbani kay bakray jaisi shakal bana kar khara hai .. ki hoya?” Danial was still! He wasnt even blinkin. . finally then AQ got up to see who is it . . when he saw who it is … he said with a smirk, *“oh danny ki aunty aye hain” US stared at AQ and was like, * “WHA? WHO?” AQ said, *“o hoo 80 yr old neigbor baba!” *
Next thing they heard danial singing at the door, *" woh jo aye hamaray ghar khuda ki Qudrat hai, Kabhi ham Unn ko daikhtay hain .. tou buss unn hi ko daikhtay hain *love "
When AQ heard that he interrupted sayin, "bhai jaan aap uss 80 saal ki aurat par reham kay saath saath hamari urdu par bhi shafqat farmayein!" AQ then mumbled, “aajatay hain pata nahee kahan say!”
. . . Danial then finally snapped out and asked old lady to join him for a lunch. She smiled at him and said, " ofcourse son I would love to but I came here to tell you that u r very loud when u laugh.. can u plz keep it down?" Danial once again started to drown in the depth of 80 yr old lady’s voice and smiled back at her with :love :. US finally got up and walked upto the door, apologizing for noise they were making and then closed the door. Danial, standing there for a moment then asked US with sadness in his voice,* “did she just call me SON!?”
US 'oh did she?"* AQ started to do this - - - > 
in a back
Danial’s heart ripped apart . . . he marched into his room and started to cry on his pillow! He cried n cried all night thinkin world is over now .. HIS world is over now. . . There was a knock on his door .. when he opened the door he sees he sees doodh walaa.. he gets annoyed… and asked him why he always comes that early in the morning… kiyaa pichlaY janam maiN Murghaa thaa??
the doodh wala replied, “Nai paa jee.. mai tou gaye thaa blush”
Danial then said, " ok yaaarrr just give 3 cups of milk" Doodh wala got three cups n then left. . .
when danial went to kitchen he sees a strange thing . . .a chupkali (lizard) was sleeping in the pateeli… danny got mad and tell the chupkali… “oye satyaanaas manhoos maari! yehi jaggah milli thee tujhaY”
chupkali opens one eye and replies with lazyness
AchaY Eisaa ho mareezoN kaa khiyaaL achaa hai
Woh alag haath maiN rakhaa hai (poitning towards milk) jo maaL achaa hai
buss phir kiyaaa thaa Danny kaY haathoN peroN kaY totaY, chiRay aur chiRyaaN subb uRR gaye… aur… aur kaway waheen kay waheen baithay reh gaye and then danial said,* “wah ray chupkili .. teri bnhi kiya qismat hai. . . kawa tou yaheen reh gaya .. lagta hai aaj koi mehmaan aanay wala hai. . touN apni khair mana . . tera salan aur soup pilaoun ga!” *
Phone rings, trrrrrrring trrrrrringgggg trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnngggg, AQ runs upto the phone and answers it . . .on the other side was the 60 years old daughter of 80 years old neighbour who was just born a few posts above by COCO aq
She informs AQ: “Aik parinda hamaaraY swimming pool kaY fountain par beThaa hai aur taraazu uss kaY aik haath maiN hai aur woh dono palRon maiN panaY par daalaY unhaiN tol rahaa hai”
AQ kee khushi kee intehaa naa rahi… dono palRon maiN par daal kar tolnaY waalaa muhaavraa aaj apni mubaarak aankhoN say dekhnaY ko milnaY waalaa thaa… He calls danny boy… tells him that they are going to visit the 80 years old mehbooba’s home… danny replied:… danny replied, " nahee nahee yeh shadi nahee ho sakti" cry meanwhile Uncle stalker and AQ went out that all of a sudden . . .danny remembers something…
he jumps from the bed
he keeps jumping and tries to remember what he was forgetting
The 60 years old daughter walks in the room and blushingly she points at one corner of the room.. danny looks on that side and sees a sign hanging on the door: “Men’s Room” … and then he realized what he was forgetting… he rushes towards that place while the door bell rings… and he missed it infront of eveyrone (rotfl) and everyone was like . . .HUGGIES kaY diapers use kiyaa karo smilestar
danny makes a roni shakal and replies back, danny replies, " I like PAMPERS better snooty HUGGIES are not that comfortable teary dard houti hai sad "
AQ got pissed off and then he grabbed the hand of 60 yr old daughter and said, …tum konsaY brand istemaal karti ho… she started blushing and replied back “abb sabb kay saamnay bataoun? blush” AQ said, "meray kaan may bata dou blush that all of a sudden everyone realized Uncle stalkery is also part of the story and theneveryone looked at him… he looked at everyone else 
and in his hands were some clothes… he showed those to all of them and said ***“sub saY aasaan.. luNgiyaaN istemaal karo” *chusniand then phone rings again . . . AQ answers it and it was a lawyer . . .he was talking about danny and 80 year old buddhi that he cannot marry her because he already married 60 year old and then danny remember that 60 yr old beautiful woman . . . whose name was Angel Eyes . but funny thing Angel eyes didnt remember anything about danial shah! She denied on his face that she ever knew him . . .that broke danial’s heart TWICE in one day . . .when AQ saw that , he said .. .
sad part begins… he said
tum hi mein thi koii baat
jo tumhain naa apnaa sake
AQ n Uncle stalkery then ran after AE with a wooden bat .. b/c uncle stalkery suggested if we hit AE with a wooden bat on her head it will make her remember danial for good.. meanwhile AE ran for her life that all of a sudden she bumped into a Handsome young man on a street who was . . .
abhishek bachan . . .she saw abhishek and said, *“you fang boy move moron .. cant u see I am runnin for my life!!” *Abishek saw that and started to do his dad’s famous dance style :amitaabbuchan’s dance style karing" AE pushed him aside and ran into evil doctor’s clinic for help that she found .. .give me anesthesia please so i can pretend in front of them and then i 'll meet my macho guy evil doctor was evil so she worked with evil mind and planned out evil surgery with angel :muwahahahaha: while evil was about to poke AE with her evil teeKa . . . a handsome man with a beer belly barged into EMM’s clinic and said,…Mujhay Danial Shah kehtay hain ... when AE saw that .
she finally begin to remember Danial . . . yes it was the man who always helped her in kitchen . . . yes it was the same man who cleaned the bathroom for her . . . and yes it was a same man who try to sing anykind of song for her . . . that all of a sudden she sees uncle stalkery coming behind of danial and hit him with wooden bat mistakin him to be AE . . . then danial said, NAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .. AE got up and then all of a sudden danial was in some GaouN with AE coming dancin on a punjabi song . . . singing, " vay touN mera raja tay mai teri raani" Danial will hold her hand and . . .phati the villin comes along phati says: leave my aunty alone u big belly boy!! Or ill kill u will my corny jokes!!! buwahahahahahaahaah .. and then she sprays something pink outta her mouth towards danial and AE comes in between and then . ..that pink panther was 5abi bhai… AE looked at him, he looked at her blush aankhaiN chaar hueeN.. .balkaY aaTh hueeN kiouN kaY donoN naY raat maiN sunglasses bhee lagaaye huaY thaY aur phir . . then 5abi said, "maula khush rakhay . . . Sutay O’? "
AE replied, . . .“NaheeN hoonh nuch raye haaN hoonh annaY kaheeN kaY” then they all of a sudden felt someone comin outta Zameen.It was a skeleton . . .some lost RooH . . . AE got scared and screamed and 5abi mouqay ka faedah uthatay huwey tries to hold AE’s hand and same time AE chappair marin 5abi and then they wondered who could be this jinn comin outta ground .. they couldnt believe their eyes . . . it was . . it was . . it was . . .
maddy 
he started talking in British accent as if he was in lot of pain… too much pain in his jaws… bummer
AE n 5abi all of a sudden smell something .. it was maddy’s foot .. maddy was after AE b/c of jealousy .. he was keep saying .. Danny is mine Danny is Mine .. Danny is Mine!! that allof a sudden danny started blushing and picked maddy in his arms… at that point someone took that picture which can be searched on the GS..
Mohabbat kee lazawaal daastaan-e-ghareeb hamza
AE’s heart torn apart . . . she went to cresent and asked him to get those photoshoot of danny’s n maddy’s together that meanwhile . . .cresent_ being a crescent_ thought of making a sad love movie… he started calling names on the road…*“aa jaao bhai! aik rupaa aik rupaa aik rupaa… china kaa maal .. poori movie bannaY gee iss saY.. .aik rupaa aik rupaa aik rupaa”
Danny knew old was gold..so he headed back..from under the table..on the way back he stopped at the local dollar store to purchase a ring..or rings.He could see his future bright..and new…!(he took a deep breath) he knew..where he was heading..
meanwhile AQ realized that he had made a mistake with the cat food..but..he figured..his neighbours could use that special blend..so he packed a to go container..for Uncle S to take to the neighbours..
Danny stopped at the liqure store for some champagne for the special celebration..as it only happens once(perhaps 4 times)…there he agains sees the 60 years old who was mistaken as AE due to age… love
AE felt helpless . . . she wanted to get danny back but there was no hope . . no light shiinin b/c cresent room’s bulb was fused. . .so she left his place .. as soon she stepped out she saw US jumped on her saying, Mai HouN Naaa 
AE with a sigh told him yes u r UNCLE but but . . . teary
Danial felt that tear drop on his heart miles n miles away . . . he dropped maddy on a ground b4 kissin him and said, She Needs me!! and then . . .and then.. ran towards liquor shop.. bought a brandy, came back, picked up maddy in his arms again.. and said.. "neah man! i was kidding .. i was needing her.. the brandy blush
meanwhile, AQ was winkin at 80yr old lady and said, "buwahhhaah budhi mayee abb kiya karou gi … koi bachanay wala nahee … buwahahaha abb I can make u eat my chicken achar!!! devil
80 yr old woman called on 60 yr old daughter’s cell and told her the whole story that how AQ has gone wild … AE ran towards her mom’s apartment that she slips b/c of a banana chilka . . she fell hard on an icy road. she then looks up n see a handsome young guy eating banana . . . it was . .
yes yes it was 5abi AGAIN!! he was eating paan and then he thooK it on a rd and asked AE," do u need a hand my dear?" AE asked, “Do U blush? " 5abi started to fly in his own little dreams and replied, " yes my dear YES!” AE got up and SPLAT gave him a hand on his face
When danial heard a echo of that slap . . . he with his brandy n maddy … got confuse… he got confuse who to choose… either Maddy/ Brandy or AE . . .
to find out .. plz watch the next episode on ABC at 9pm eastern time chai
But NOOOOOOOO wait . . . . CoCo came up with the best ending ever . .
Then Danny gets a letter in the mail..his old flame was alone..!
so she wants him to come..and help her..(he remembers how much he loved her)
The fire in his heart ignites again..he packs his suitcase and leaves…
In the mean while AQ..and US..go to the indian grocery store..they see two..chicks they really like…and then..leave it all to imaginations..
A few years later…COCO..who was not in the story..sees three guys sitting in the park with three kids..
The end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!
**No WAIT!! now thats the REAL ending . . . **
It was. . . It was. . .
. . . no other than AQ rolleyes
then they married and lived happily ever after..
kahaani khatam
paisaa hazam
(choTi choTi khushiyaaN )
All the credit for the writing of this story goes to :
- AQ
- CoCo
- Ume Zafeerah
*]EMM
This is a lesson for newbies to learn how to flood -->:gadha:
naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen yah shadi nahee ho sakti 
