Re: Cafe Love Story [movie '07]
I read it all over again and I SWEAR I was laughin outloud and my mom just came into my room that Y i am laughin outloud alone in my room 
I told her that I am readin something funny 
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My favorite parts… of course because most of those are onliners by me 
when danial went to kitchen he sees a strange thing . . .a chupkali (lizard) was sleeping in the pateeli… danny got mad and tell the chupkali… “oye satyaanaas manhoos maari! yehi jaggah milli thee tujhaY”
chupkali opens one eye and replies with lazyness
AchaY Eisaa ho mareezoN kaa khiyaaL achaa hai
**Woh alag haath maiN rakhaa hai (poitning towards milk) jo maaL achaa hai **
buss phir kiyaaa thaa Danny kaY haathoN peroN kaY totaY, chiRay aur chiRyaaN subb uRR gaye… aur… aur kaway waheen kay waheen baithay reh gaye
Phone rings, trrrrrrring trrrrrringgggg trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnngggg, AQ runs upto the phone and answers it . . .**on the other side was the 60 years old daughter of 80 years old neighbour who was just born a few posts above by COCO **aq
She informs AQ: “Aik parinda hamaaraY swimming pool kaY fountain par beThaa hai aur taraazu uss kaY aik haath maiN hai aur woh dono palRon maiN panaY par daalaY unhaiN tol rahaa hai”
AQ kee khushi kee intehaa naa rahi… dono palRon maiN par daal kar tolnaY waalaa muhaavraa aaj apni mubaarak aankhoN say dekhnaY ko milnaY waalaa thaa… He calls danny boy… tells him that they are going to visit the 80 years old mehbooba’s home… danny replied:… danny replied, " nahee nahee yeh shadi nahee ho sakti" cry meanwhile Uncle stalker and AQ went out that all of a sudden . . .danny remembers something…
he jumps from the bed 
**he keeps jumping and tries to remember what he was forgetting **
The 60 years old daughter walks in the room and blushingly she points at one corner of the room.. danny looks on that side and sees** a sign hanging on the door: “Men’s Room” … and then he realized what he was forgetting… he rushes towards that place while the door bell rings… and he missed it infront of eveyrone (rotfl) and everyone was like** . . .HUGGIES kaY diapers use kiyaa karo smilestar
danny makes a roni shakal and replies back, danny replies, " *I like PAMPERS better snooty HUGGIES are not that comfortable teary dard houti hai sad *"
AQ got pissed off and then he grabbed the hand of 60 yr old daughter and said, …tum konsaY brand istemaal karti ho… she started blushing and replied back “abb sabb kay saamnay bataoun? blush” AQ said, "meray kaan may bata dou blush **that all of a sudden everyone realized Uncle stalkery is also part of the story and theneveryone looked at him… he looked at everyone else 
and in his hands were some clothes… he showed those to all of them and said *****“sub saY aasaan.. luNgiyaaN istemaal karo” ***
…
AE replied, . . .“NaheeN hoonh nuch raye haaN hoonh annaY kaheeN kaY” then they all of a sudden felt someone comin outta Zameen.It was a skeleton . . .some lost RooH . . . AE got scared and screamed and 5abi mouqay ka faedah uthatay huwey tries to hold AE’s hand and same time AE chappair marin 5abi and then they wondered who could be this jinn comin outta ground .. they couldnt believe their eyes . . . it was . . it was . . it was . . .
maddy 
he started talking in British accent as if he was in lot of pain… too much pain in his jaws… bummer
AE’s heart torn apart . . . she went to cresent and asked him to get those photoshoot of danny’s n maddy’s together that meanwhile . . .cresent_ being a crescent_ thought of making a sad love movie… he started calling names on the road…“aa jaao bhai! aik rupaa aik rupaa aik rupaa… china kaa maal .. poori movie bannaY gee iss saY.. .aik rupaa aik rupaa aik rupaa”
The end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!
**No WAIT!! now thats the REAL ending . . . **
It was. . . It was. . .
. . . no other than AQ rolleyes
then they married and lived happily ever after..
kahaani khatam
paisaa hazam
(choTi choTi khushiyaaN )
Aameen
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& u always told me u were busy :halo:
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AQ aap sahee mazay lay lou
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who me? Im faarigh nowadays till monday 
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Hey Let us be farigh together 
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Crazy
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hahahahahahahahaha
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EMM: Waaah, kia Story hey…
I am seriously thinking to make a FILM on this… Par masla yeh hey kay sirf Eshtory hi Eshtory hey - KAHANI main damm nahi hey
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Ayaz bhai I miss you :(
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woh maddy lay ura thaa
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AE ran towards her mom’s apartment that she slips b/c of a banana chilka . . she fell hard on an icy road. she then looks up n see a handsome young guy eating banana
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and the handsome guy asks
"Kaila Khao gi "
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thankQ … written by moi
( )
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how weird aisha wasnt mentioned
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yeh love story thee … horror nahee
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when can we have a horror story
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jabb ham sab ka mood hoga 
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Aq ne kya set ending ki hai