Re: Cafe interview Q&A : Fresh-Baked-Pie (Answers)
You people must be sick of me by now… seriously. @C0AS here are the next set:
**“Being a mom, what irritates u most abt him?”
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The fact that once I master one stage of his development, he changes and we enter a new phase.
"So, Charlie is a cute white young boy, when is he going to marry? / Are you looking a wifey for him or not yet? /** His wifey will also b white? / Are you a racist? If not, y dont u look a black wifey for him?"
**I think perhaps you have wandered into @Bobby1’s weed thread and gotten a contact high.
**“What if u find out in future that Charlie is in love with your enemie’s (or someone u dont like) female dog, will u act like typical desi moms or will u b a moderate one n accepting?”
********Well considering the fact that Charles once spent the day having a full on love affair with one of my kitchen sponges before tearing it to shreds I’d say it’s likely best that I leave him to his amorous pursuits without interference.
**“Suppose u went on safari in Africa, a lion jumps n comes from nowhere to u, and says, only one of u can leave, Charlie or you, what will u do?”
**********Dude… I’m the mother of an eight year old… and honestly Charles would sacrifice himself before I even had to make that decision.
**“If Charlie gets a job in a circus, will u b ok with it?”
************Yeah… both he and the kid need to start earning their keep!
**“If Charlie is so friendly, I want him to be my kitty’s frnd, any prb?”
**************Charles loves kitties!!! The most amazing thing I ever saw was when he and I were outside this Summer and a sparrow walked up to him and hopped on to his nose. He didn’t move an inch. By the time I grabbed my phone the bird had flown away. He’s a gentle giant. When he bounds after things it’s because he is in a playful mood. In his downtime he’s a big lump of love.
**“If Charlie could talk in english, what would u talk abt with him?”
****************Well… and I don’t know what this says about me but I already talk to him regularly. I think he’d mostly channel the dog from Up: CLICK
“What do you hate most and love most about Charlie?”
****************I mean… how could you not love him:
There is nothing that I hate.
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**“What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?”
****Pride and Prejudice, What Dreams May Come, Big Fish, The Godfather, Only Lovers Left Alive
**“Have you been pulled over by a cop? If yes, why?”
******Never.
“If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?”
******Assault… and then I’d walk around like a dark vigilant protecting women in dark alleys with a Louisville slugger. That’s the first thing that comes to mind but more practically, probably something related to piracy law.
**“Your fav GS smiley?”
********Sooo many! I think this one is hilarious: 
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“What’s the best/worst practical joke that you’ve played on someone or that was played on you? (In school, uni, work or parties)”
CLICK
**“What food hv you never eaten but would really like to try?”
************Not a specific food… an experience: CLICK
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“Do u like spicy food?”
**************LOL… I’m Jamaican.
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“Any unusual place u hv been?”
****************That’s rather subjective… what is unusual to you? Where haven’t you been?
**“Suppose, u r travelling alone in ur car at night, n suddenly zombies attack ur car, what will u do? You will fight, run away or let them eat u without doing anything?”
******************I’m in the car so I have the upper hand. Evasive maneuvers and live to fight another day.
**“What’s your haunted house story?”
********************Well I’m not sure this counts but my sister just purchased a house that looks like it belongs in an old episode of Scooby Doo.
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“What do you do when you hear something fall in the middle of the night while you are in bed?”
**********************It’s just me and the boy here (Charlie is a useless guard dog). I get up and check out all noises.
**“What’s something people don’t worry about but really should, in ur opinion?”
************************The environment. I think we are really taking this all for granted in a horrific way!!! edited because I completely misread it… nice catch @LP
**“If u could go back in ur past n change something, what would that be?”
**************************I’d have my father tested sooner so he’d have had a chance to live.
“What’s the most tasty food you have cooked?”
****************************You will have to come visit and tell me! The boy likes my pumpkin creme brulee around this time of year.
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“If u were given 10 million dollars, what will u do with that?”
******************************Charity, take care of my family. Same thing I do with my current money.
“If u hv to choose between lots of luxury/sports cars and GS, where will u park all those cars?
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********************************Oh I hate to drive… truly. I’ll take you crazy people any day!
**“Are you a ‘Sleepless elite’? Or do u get enogh sleep?”
**********************************I am a parent. None of us get enough sleep.
**“What is the longest u hv gone without sleep?”
************************************Five days.
**“What was your most recent lie?”
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