Anyone who wants to eat, drink, laugh, cry, kiss, blush, sleep etc. first pay the bill here.
Only cash is accepted.
Chalo shabash shroo ho jao.
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what if i dont eat, drink, laugh, cry, kiss, blush, sleep etc :aq:
It can only happen if someone is sick , need to see the doctor or shrink. 
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givign $ 10 to DW lemme cry here 
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Phir bas enter honay ka ticket khareedaiN.
Bas aaj say mufta khatam, 
Cafe pay Qabza. Qabza Group ? Qabza Mafia ? RAW ? MOSAD ? :aq:
HaaN, chalo shabash wo peechay waaley corner maiN chali jao.
Wo sound proof bhi hay aur wahaN light bhi band hay.
Waise suna hay wahaN koi bhoot woot bhi rehta hay. 
Chalo yay discount maangney waley bhi aa gaye, 
Kya qoum hay hamari! Acha chalo koi gaana sunwa do pehlay, phir milay ga, 
Arey Mirch bhai mil jul kay kar laitay haiN guzara. Aapka comission 25%, kahiye manzoor?
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jhoola jhoolnay ke tho paisay nahi lagthay na…
Cafe maiN jhoolay jhoolney tashreef laati haiN aap? 
nai wo rona sun ke khud hi chala jaye ga im expert at bhoot bhagaing
Arey Mirch bhai mil jul kay kar laitay haiN guzara. Aapka comission 25%, kahiye manzoor? :p
Going commision rate is 1 percent only , so you get 1% rest belongs to cafe mods and CM.
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^and senior members :D
Acha aap kahiN Peer BhootaN wali sarkar ki assistant to nahi raheiN? Koi bata raha tha kay wo kaali billi dhika kay bhoot bhagatay haiN, 
Chalo going commission is 1%.
Lekin Cafe maiN entry ka to 100% commission apun ka hay na? 
Chalo going commission is 1%.
Lekin Cafe maiN entry ka to 100% commission apun ka hay na? :ASA:
I have sent a PM to Pir Fraudia , he is the real dada of this joint. He will deal with you.
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yeh Pir Fraudia kaun hai :aq:
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Hadd ho gai, Danda sab da peer plus Peer Fraudia.
Lo bhai ab to sab bhootuN aur Cafe kay Jinnat ki khair nahi, 
tho kya kam kernay athi hoon 
Woh yahaan ke resident Peer hain …agar kisi pe jadu tona kerna ho ya taweez kerni ho tho unse ruju farmaiye