Zardari goes on a state visit to Israel.
While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes
away.
The undertaker tells the accompanying people, ‘You can have
him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in
the Holy Land , for just US$100.’
The Pakistani’s go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Zardari
shipped home.The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you spend
$500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year,buy
enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never
have blackouts again.’
The Pakistani’s replied, ‘Long ago a man (named JESUS)
died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the
dead.We just can’t take that chance with this man!!!’
smart guys…must be from opposition lol…i think he also deserves to be given that much respect 
he doesn’t wanna be disturbed while he is sleeping 
