British Punjabis! Brrap!

Re: British Punjabis! Brrap!

Calm down you man’s not 'ard!
Looking 'bout as fit as a tub of lard!
Now I’m here lemme merk you,
So vicious I remind you of kung fu,
Slap! Then I skin you like I’m Sioux,
Blud? Who me? You don’t even know me!
More chicken than a fam bucket from kentucky,
Check you, who fell outta the family tree,
Look at you, right about now your posts so farce,
The only gas here, coming out of your arse!

Postin’ on GS talking about hypin,

25 thou posts ain’t you tired of typin?

EDIT: You Dunno! Merked!