Brides' Hate Revisited*

They said the same of Lot's daughters, but that doesn't make what they did right.

No one wants to die, either, but you don't always have a choice.

That sounds less like a blessing and more like a curse.

I have a suicide manual if you need suggestions. Anything is better than MAC!

I know you're not kidding because there's no such thing as a “good desi MUA”; the phrase itself is an oxymoron.

As I'm trying my best to keep a straight face right now.

There is no "worse". Should you find yourself in said situation: run. Run away, and never look back; the alternatives are too horrible to comprehend! shudders