Break up techniques...

What are good BREAK UP techniques???:smiley: ..

For example:

BF to GF: “ammi hmari shaadi k liay nahi maan rahin q k hmara CASTE difference hai and hmari family mai out of caste shadian nahi hoti”:bummer:

You people come up with some “new” and “better” ones…:hehe:

(thread inspired from the post of some guppie)

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lol .. this one is the best and it works like a charm ..

with me, i have never been into relationship so never got a chance to break up .. though have been into lots of situation where i got clear instincts that this girl is getting crazy about me .. so these ere my techinques ..

  • Caste Diff thingy .. works like a charm
  • umm .. I am already engaged .. :| .. ..
  • umm .. u r realy great .. u deserver someone better than me .. .. We both can't go along (then come up with all those things she hates and i like .. :D) and make ur image as much bad as u can
  • show urself FLIRTY!

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:smack:
why not just tell the truth :emmy:

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they don't accept it .. and they start crying .. and swearing at u .. :@ .. .. :@ .. cursing ..

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^ so true

The flirty thing could back fire :cb: Some girls like flirty guys :stuck_out_tongue:

Hmmmmmm…break-up techniques…well..

“Your mom doesn’t like our relationship anyways..so its best that we part ways..like this we will all be happy one day!”

well..my mummy daddy thing would never work with me..coz ppl who know me well know that I am a fighter and dnt bow down to any rules. So it has to be his mummy daddy for me :cb:

Yeaa…“I am taken already” works too…but some guys jst dnt give up :bummer:

Sometimes its difficult to turn down ppl you work with..coz u REALLY have to be diplomatic…its like walking on egg shells.

like duuhhh :rolleyes:

but they deserve to know the truth…and u ppl deserve wht u will get uskey baad :cb:

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^ why i deserve it .. for being nice .. ?? i deserver swears?? ..

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^ I remember once I had to threaten the guy with smashing my food tray if he didn't let go off it!!! and finally he did...crazy ppl!!!!

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did u eat after that .. ?

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Noooo…i had to get up half way through my food coz he was sooooooooooooo annoying!! and mind you I was working with him too :smack:

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crap . . .. .. I m interested in listening rest of the stuff as well .. so how did it go afterwards? .. 8-)

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^:omg: afterwards I pretended that he was thin air and he made sure to stay far away from me :@:

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thats the reason i always tell me frirends .. keep your self away from girls who
- live in your area
- study with you in university
- work in the same company ..

jaan churana mushkil ho jata hai phir .. :D

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^hain…jaan churana mushkil ho jaathe hai when u act like idiots!!! :snooty:

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they act .. :D

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^what everrrrr…dnt try to twist my words around now :hoonh:

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I m just giving 'em proper shape .. ..

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Honey love is there , but so is STD :@:

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call her every 10 minutes and say u love her and miss er if u cant call every 10mints make sure to call er every 30minutes and at least 50 messages a day and if she dont pickup the phone bingoo
next time tell her how upset you were when she didn't picked it up an hour ago and how much u were missing her.
guaranteed result in a week gov ..