Re: Break up techniques...
I always thought of you as my bro/sis :p (bad one)
Mere daddy kabhi nahin manainge
Mere bachpan main phuphi ke bete se mangni hogayi thi mujhe aaj subah pata chala
I have ( insert name of life threatening disease) :(
I'm sorry I never told you but i'm already married
Start arguing with them all the time
Bad mouth their family 24/7 :p
Re: Break up techniques...
Sleep with another girl. Best way to break up.
how??? i didnt get it???..this gives the msg how much u DON’T want to break up 
or explain the whole story:bummer:
Re: Break up techniques…
i told her honestly that i was flirting 
once i sent a message which was supposed to be sent to girl X to girl Y.. :\
girl X called, yelled at me, n then never called back.. 
Re: Break up techniques…
^:cb:
Re: Break up techniques...
mere ammi ne mere baat pakki kar de.Mei ab kuch nai kar sakti
@mama ki dua: Someone knows quite a lot…
Re: Break up techniques…
Threaten to kill em 
I’m a wakeel afterall 
@Shak09:
:k:
The best technique by a mile!
Tell her that you have cannibalistic and/or homosexual tendancies.
Re: Break up techniques...
Truth is best:
"I'm just not that into you."
"I have a lot of growing up to do yet."
or you can say, "I'm a jerk", because it seems a lot of you are...
Re: Break up techniques...
label them as your bhai or baji
If you're girl, tell him your plans for a big wedding and how you want to have 10 kids with him and what their names will be. And...Poof
Re: Break up techniques...
Girls are like cars they come in all shapes and sizes but after they get old you gotta get a new one.
Rishtay tornay wali auntie 
