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hic - share it. For the sake of dying Brit humor. Do it.
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Fungus - i have contributed more than enough.
Femme. Humzas nappies were in the shopping. Mama told him to get it - we needed to change him. My dad picks upa packet from the shopping bag waves it around - is this it? needless to say -these werent "it".
Nuff said.
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wholy macaroni! a male member of the family touching a bag of wings... this is it! end of the world is nearer...
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It was only an embarrasing story - as he was waving it around inthe street - the bags were in the car. Still no need to cry.
Ali G. Sit down.
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Oh Lord! 
My neices are over at our place and yesterday they got their barbies all wet or maybe gave them showers for I don;t know what reason and then left them out to dry. Mum asked me to bring them in before it gets dark and since my brother was on the deck I just asked him to bring them all in. Poor guy went to pick them up and there they were all without a shred of clothing and u know what these dolls look like without their clothes. Poor bro was so conscious, he tried picking them up but couldn;t gather the courage and walked right back in. Silly me! I got my neices to pick them up themselves!
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hahahaha poor shareef brother of yours!!
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OK - here we go, lol
I just had my daughter and my MIL and brother in law were visiting the home and cooing over the new baby - all of five days old. I mentioned that the baby needed a diaper change and my son - all of a year and a half disappears into the bathroom.....
Out he comes after a minute with a heavy duty feminine product given out by hospitals after childbirth (old fashioned... we are talking about huge and needing a belt and all). Needless to say it is tucked up between his legs and he was waddling to keep it there and he was sooooo proud and grinning sooooo big because he had found the baby's diapers and had one on himself. MIL was red as a beet and brother in law was trying to pretend nothing was happening....
Me - I'm thinking great - all the way from Pakistan to meet the gora mother of the grandkids.... they laughed about it later on when we all knew each other better, thank God
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These things should be kept in a locker I tell ya or the kids always manage to get their hands on em.
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I still to this day believe that I didn't say anything wrong but not everybody thinks like I do.
We were at my sister's in-law's house on thanksgiving dinner and the conversation chnaged to favorite foods of different ethnicities. Everybody was dishing out difficult names and trying to impress (I think). As everybody looked at me for my favorite culinary cuisine, I couldn't think of anything foreign...so I just said, 'cous cous'. There was a long silence followed by some stares and I was like what???
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Did you get it later or still not? I didn;t get it either.
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oh…
one day dad was taking a bath. so he called me said, “----- beti, meri banian pakra dau, please.” I was busy somewhere. Anyway, I went into their bedroom. Checked in the room, found something at the corner, picked it and carried it to give him. After he took it from me, he said in a surprised voice, “Yeh aap ne tau mujhe ammi ki banian laa dee hai.” I was like, “huh huh 
” He was right. I was standing there with red face and him smiling… sigh